Remi: Random question for you guys
Remi: Who in this chat you do think would be themost likely to buy powder drugs, mix them into a bottle ofanta and soy sauce, then pour the stuff into bathtub halfilled with rubberducks wearing tophat? And then climb into the tub and fall asleep listening to bohemian rhapsody on repeat and reading the book fifth of the harry potter series?
Remi: Asking for friend
Elaine: Remi, are you okay? I'm genuinely concerned for you mental stability right now
Elaine: Also, your texting is effed up? You good?
Isen: REMI WHAT THE-
Blyke: Yeah, what Elaine said
Blyke: I mean
Blyke: "You do think?" "stuff into bathtub?" "top hat?" "book fifth?"
Blyke: (Etc.)
Blyke: Tf happened
Isen: Yeah wtf
Elaine: Remi, are you the one who did all the stuff you just said?
Seraphina: I second the last question
Seraphina: Also, weirdly specific Remi
Blyke: And I thought no one could get weirder than Isen with his pen fetish
Isen: I-
Isen: You-
Isen: No.
John: You guys are all about that s*it, and I'm just over here wondering what friend she's asking for
John: We all know that Remi's only friends are Blyke and Isen and kinda Sera and Elaine but they were obviously like wtf
Arlo: Yeah, and since we all know that, then Remi must be asking for herself
Seraphina: No dip, Sherlock
Arlo: But WHY is she asking?
Arlo: I would have thought the question would be "is it weird to do that" or "is it safe"
Arlo: But no
Arlo: This weirdo asks "who is most likely to?"
Elaine: Ah good point
John: Well to answer Remi's question, I think Blyke or Isen would be most likely to do that
John: Maybe Elaine if she's REALLY drunk
Elaine: What?
Elaine: Tf are you talking about? When have you seen me drunk?
Isen: Notice how she doesn't say "why did you say that I've gotten drunk"
Isen: Instead, she says "when have you seen me get drunk"
Elaine: SHUT UP ISEN YOU'RE READING INTO IT TOO MUCH
Elaine: I'VE NEVER GOTTEN DRUNK
Seraphina: Yes, you have
Seraphina: You don't remember 'cause you passed out in like 5 seconds
Seraphina: It was some pretty damn hard liquor
Elaine: HOLD UP WHAT
Arlo: Elaine? Getting drunk? I would think Blyke, Isen, or Seraphina would be the first to get drunk. Or maybe Remi, based on how's she's acting
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UnOrdinary Group Chat
FanfictionWhat would happen if you put the main UnOrdinary characters in a single group chat? *The idea for UnOrdinary is all uru-chan's! There might be some mild cursing, but I bleeped it all out with asterisks.
