UnOrdinary chat fic

John X Therapy

Name key
Soulless: Blyke
Pumpkin king:Isen
Shazam:Remi
Blueberry: Elaine
Asslo:Arlo
Sera:Seraphina
John
Claire

Blueberry: hey arlo are you worried about how mentally stable John would be king and you wont

Asslo: I thought you had a crush on me

Blueberry: I do but like you are kinda a sociopath

Sera: I wouldn't say sociopath more like a dude who had a crush on John but is also very abusive

Asslo: I'm not gay

Shazam: didn't you confess your love to my brother

Asslo: That was an April fools joke

Soulless: dont you have a video of me and isen kissing

Claire: didn't you say you would like to pound Johns ass

Asslo: all of those are out of context

Pumpkin king: anyway why hasnt John said anything

Sera: John is in his therapy appointment and I'm in the waiting room

Shazam: you guys want to watch some Disney movies after John has gets back

Blueberry: yes we have to watch Mulan

John: we won't watch Mulan because the lead actress is used as propaganda for the Chinese government

Shazam: aren't you supposed to be in a session

John: I have to show my therapist how you guys get on my problems so I brought this up with how Claire is in it and what arlo did Anyway I have to go

Blueberry: I was talking about the movie from the Disney renascence we could stream most of the movies from there

Asslo: everyone that likes Disney are children stuck in an young adults body

Claire: I know understand y you asslo

Asslo: your a low tier I could beat the shit out of you without an ability

Shazam: if lay one finger on her I will have John murder you in your sleep

Sera: you ever want to drop kick a kid?

Claire: I would drop kick arlo as a kid

Sera: me too

Shazam: blyke and isen you down to watch Disney movie's

Pumpkin king: I am going on a date with Cecile

Soulless: even my friend with benefits gets a hot gf

Shazam: alright good luck with that I guess blyke has no choice but to watch it with us

Soulless: fine

Shazam: alright is John almost done

Sera: yeah we're on our way back

Next Day
Pumpkin king: guys the date went well we're going on another date

Shazam: congrats

Soulless me rn