@WRLMTING
Skyrim: *crashes through the windows on an Elder Dragon*
Skyrim: *jumps off*
Skyrim: I have arrived.
Everyone: ......
Germany: You're 20 minutes late..
Skyrim: ....FUS RO DAH!!
And then everyone died because Skyrim is a crazy sociopath bitch woman.
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Skyrim: Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS NEED TALOS!
England: Who?
Skyrim: Talos is the true GAWD of MAAAAN.
England: ......Okay.
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Skyrim: Who wants to ride a dragon?!
Scotsland: I thought the dragons died.
Ireland: I did too.
Skyrim: NOPE.
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Skyrim: *riding a dragon*
Dragon: *flies through the ground*
Skyrim: .....What?
Skyrim: ARE WE IN HELL!??
Skyrim: I think this is Hell..
*LATER*
Skyrim: So apparently forward to dragons means HELL.
Russia: But I did not see any dragons.
America: I KNEW IT!! I FUCKING KNEW IIIIT!
