Shh (Villain Deku Chatfic)

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PikaPika: Gays help

AlienQueen: Gays?

Rock Hard: Gays?

FlexTape: Gays?

Uravity: Gays?

EarphoneJack: Gays?

Potential Friend: Gays?

Bitch Where?: Gays?

Edgelord: Gays?

IcyHot: Gays?

PikaPika: Yes, gays. Yall are focusing on the wrong part

PikaPika: I need help

Lord Explosion Murder: Wtf did you do Dunce Face?

PikaPika: I inhald a can of febreze

AlienQueen: Why did you inhale a can of Febreeze???

PikaPika: Better questio is why am i alive??

FlexTape: Honestly I think your body is just so used to you being an idiot and ingesting things you shouldn't

Potential Friend: I-... Is this normal??

Edgelord: Unfortunately

i crave sleep: kaminari go see recovery girl immediately. have her check you and make sure you don't die from this

PikaPika: Okay sensei

Potential Friend: Wait- Recovery Girl??

Uravity: Yeah, she's our school nurse!

Potential Friend: Doesn't she work at U.A.?..

Potential Friend: WIA T YOU GUYS ARE UA STUDENTS?!

AlienQueen: Yeah! We're all in the hero course there!

Potential Friend: OMG I CANT BELIEV THIS IM IN A GC WITH A WHOEL UA CLASS (except Mineta) AND SOME OF THE TEACHERS AND THE PRINCIPAL I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Potential Friend: U.A. IS THE BEST OF THE BEST THIS SIDE OF JAPAN

FlexTape: Oh wow, I forgot how popular this school is..

Rock Hard: Haha right?

Lord Explosion Murder: Tch

Lord Explosion Murder: IM GONNA BE NUMBER ONE SO AS IF I WOULD GO TO ANY OTHER SCHOOL

IcyHot: Ignore him. He has some anger issues along with an ego larger than anything

Lord Explosion Murder: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME ICYHOT?!

IcyHot: You can read.

AlienQueen: HOW TF DID HE NOT DIE?!

Kero: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Kaminari inhaled a whole can of Febreeze and is at Recovery Girl's office?

FlexTape: Hes seeing Recovery Girl he'll be fine