The Group Chat of Loonies
Jay has entered the chat
Jay: WHO TOOK THUNDER
Lloyd entered the chat
Kai entered the chat
Lloyd: Who?
Jay: THUNDER. OUR CHICKEN!
Lloyd: Oh him. We decided to get rid of it
Jay: WhAT!
Kai: Yeah he was getting annoying so we got rid of him
Jay: He wasn't annoying anyone!
Kai: He electrocuted everyone but you!
Jay: Well every animal has its quirks, whether it scratches the furniture, or electrocutes people.
Cole has entered the chat.
Jay: Hey Cole.
Cole: Hey Jay, escaped from Nya's clutches have you?
Jay: God she's a nightmare when she gets overprotective 😂.
Jay: Can't blame her tho
Jay: Back to the point, where is Thunder!
Cole: Wait wat?
Jay: They got rid of Thunder!
Cole: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lloyd: ?
Cole: My gaming partner has gone!
Kai: You wat
Cole: I may have taught Thunder how to play video games, then it beat your high score.
Kai: Wat
Cole: It was funny to watch, you should of been there.
Lloyd: Anyway we threw Thunder out, and left him across Ninjago
Jay has left the chat
Kai: ?
Lloyd: I see leaving the monastery on his bike.
Kai: Oh no
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30 minutes later
Lloyd: Oh dear god no.
Kai: what is it?
Lloyd: He's returned with that fucking chicken.
Kai: ffs
Lloyd: Just when we thought we had hidden it well enough
Jay has joined the chat
Jay: Hey guys
Lloyd: Ffs Jay can't you take a hint that we don't like it?
Jay: but I like Thunder
Cole: And so do I!
Kai: Well we don't, so get rid of it or I'm turning it into a roast dinner
Jay: You wouldn't dare.
Kai: I have the oven ready...
Jay: I'll cause a blackout.
Kai: I'll set it on fire in-front of you
Jay: I'll tell him to electrocute you
Lloyd: I'll eat him and make you watch.
Jay: I'll get Nya on both of you
Kai: ...
Lloyd: ...
Kai: On second thought keep him, he isn't that much of a bother anyway
Lloyd: Yeah, we can adjust
Lloyd: please don't get Nya on us. We beg you.
Jay: Glad to see we came to a reasonable conclusion 😂
Jay: Anyway I'm going to feed Thunder, I'll see you later.
Jay has left the chat
Kai: He has issues
Lloyd: And we don't?
Kai ... Good point
Cole left the group chat
Kai left the group chat
Lloyd: Still hate it tho
Lloyd left the group chat
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