Haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

Headcanons (not romantic but chaotic)

These are based off of my gut feeling
I didn't have it in me to finish other requests I'm sorry but 😜

It's not in the order because I'm tired and I simply don't want to

Enjoy my half assed chapters 🤪

- kenmas has 100% cross dresses on the internet to catfish old men into buying his games he wants

- kuroo walked in once and they both agreed to never talk about it a lot

- in yamaguchis end of second year he has a break down about almost being a 3rd year and he discovered new music And is now punk

- but he still has the sweetest heart ever and is absolutely adorable

- tendou loves to bake things for ushijima and the team in sweaters this man is a WHORE for fall time

- Hinata once almost peed himself during practice

- everyone called him pissy shoyo for months

- Tsukishima makes fun of the whole team as we know but low key gets upset and hurt when he's not on their private story's

- ushijima loves cows and horses and it's not even just like a "farmer ushijima thing" like whenever he was a kid he would point the windows and say "horsey"

- Kageyama is so bad with kids but with Hinatas little sister they are BEST FRIENDS

- Akashis mom made him take ballroom in middle school this man EATS UP the foxtrot (it's kinda like a waltz) routines every time

- Bokuto likes to flirt with people he knows is interesting in him and bends down to their level and gets close to their face while smirking

- kuroo try's to be like how we think kuroo is but literally can't to save his like he's all like " h-hey s-sexy?"

- Oikawa always laughs at his phone we don't know what he is looking at but it's obviously JUST SO FUNNY

- mad dog hates old men and would fight one literally

- Noya it's literally the messiest person every literally everything he does is messy and I can't explain it

- suga hypes himself up in the mirror and saves audio tiktoks so he can pretend to be famous in the mirror

- Asahi falls asleep on people and at sleepovers with the third years when he's out he'll CRUSH them

- Lev finds minions funny

- Iwa loves the outdoors and will just sit down on his porch thinking about nothing

- Daichi grabs people's hips to either one surprise then or two move them out Of his way

- And Tanaka has the best fashion taste out of everyone in haikyuu

Sorry about this yall 🥺