Shh (Villain Deku Chatfic)

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AlienQueen: Okay, guys, ready?

PikaPika: Ready!

i crave sleep: what are you problem children doing?

Rock Hard: Just watch Sensei! Its nothing bad!

FlexTape: Ready Mina! (Dont worry, sensei, its nothing bad)

AlienQueen: Everybody @ him!

PikaPika: @ ControlFreak

AlienQueen: @ ControlFreak

Rock Hard: @ ControlFreak

FlexTape: @ ControlFreak

ControlFreak: im busy, what??

AlienQueen: There! Right there!

ControlFreak: ???

PikaPika: Look at that tan, that tinted skin

ControlFreak: im pale as fuck??

Rock Hard: Look at that killer shape he's in

PikaPika: Look at that slightly stubly chin

AlienQueen: Oh please he's gay, totally gay

ControlFreak: you guys knew this already??

EarphoneJack: I AM HERE FOR THIS

FlexTape: Im not about to celebrate

Uravity: Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate

FlexTape: This guy's not gay, I say not gay

ControlFreak: ive come out in this groupchat why is this a debate??

yEAH: I SEE WHAT YOU KIDS ARE DOING AND I LOVE IT

AlienQueen: That is the elephant in the room

PikaPika: Well is it relevant to assume

EarphoneJack: That a guy that wears perfume is automatically matically fay?

ControlFreak: but I dont?? wtf??

IcyHot: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

AlienQueen: TODOROKI??? O.O

ControlFreak: im sorry did you just call my hair crispy?

Lord Explosion Murder: HAHAAHAHHAHAHA

ControlFreak: shut up bakuhoe

PikaPika: BAKUHOE OMG

Lord Explosion Murder: CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL BLOW YOUR ASS TO THE MOON

FlexTape: Look at his silk translucent socks

ControlFreak: bakuhoe

ControlFreak: wait what??

Rock Hard: There's the eternal paradox

Uravity: Look what we're seeing

IcyHot: What are we seeing?

AlienQueen: Is he gay?

MOMo: Of course he's gay!

AlienQueen: Or Japanese?

ControlFreak: or japanese wtf???

ControlFreak: OHHHHH

John Cena: He gets it!!