Our Love is Blooming (Saiki K. x Coffee Jelly)

Chapter 2 - A Wobbly Problem

Ever since my recent love for coffee jelly bloomed, I've been going back to the restaurant to get more of my coffee jelly. I sat down at the restaurant and ordered 1 Strawberry Parfait, 1 All You Can Drink, and 3 Coffee Jellies. I sat there calmly eating my coffee jelly until I was handed my receipt. I looked at my total: 1740¥. It then suddenly hit me...

I forgot my wallet.

But unlike me, a regular person would be panicking, but I'm a psychic. I walked to the restroom getting ready to teleport home. If I teleport from the restroom home to get my wallet that should solve the problem. Right? Nope. There's an out of order sign on the restroom.

Oh well, there are other ways I can get my wallet.

I sat back down in my seat and thought for a bit. Currently, I have thought of 182 solutions. The only problem is that all of them are either completely illegal or highly immoral. And of course, I'm not planning to do any of them. Besides, causing trouble for others is against my own principles.

But at the moment, I can't think of any safe method that satisfies my situation. No matter what I must get my wallet. I need to get my coffee jelly! I hate to say this but... my powers... I'm counting on you.

Now let's think of some more ideas. First off, I can't freely use my powers because one, the restaurant is full of people and they all have a clear view of my table. And two, of all days I had, wore a funky blazer that makes me stand out too much. Next, I can't teleport from here, or make myself transparent (since it takes at least one minute).

So cross all those options out. I could use telepathy and ask someone to bring money. I could possibly ask mom...

Daydream Scenario #1

My mom comes rushing into the restaurant frantically, cradling an armload of money, "Oh my god! Kuu-chan? Are you okay? You said you need money! I brought all the money in our bank account!"

Daydream Scenario #1 End

But... I don't want to cause trouble for her.

Wait! There's also dad!

Daydream Scenario #2

My dad walks into the restaurant feeling nice and arrogant, "Haha. Kusuo, you should be more careful next time. You're such a goofball. How could you forget your money?"

Daydream Scenario #2 End

No. Never mind. That'd be annoying.

What else? Ah! Apportion! The perfect solution for this situation. But I'll need to send something of equal value in exchange for what I apport here.

Right now I don't have anything of equal value. I looked at my coffee jelly, determined to get my wallet. Ah! I could use my clothes.. but not my pants. I blinked my eyes twice as I stared at the coffee jelly. I may have been hallucinating if I saw the coffee jelly blush a slight pink.

I guess I can't use my blazer either since it's too noticeable. I could use my undershirt but it would be too weird to leave without wearing one. I guess that leaves with me the only option...

***Small Time Skip***

I looked down at my crotch. Geez. I feel a little too breezy down there. I looked back up at the coffee jellies. It's okay. Let's go with it. I'm doing it all for them (and for the other food I bought). The coffee jellies flush an even darker pink. I blink twice again. Now I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating or it's really blushing.

Ha. Pervert. Did I get you? Did you think I wasn't wearing underwear? I'm not that stupid to exchange my underwear. I had meant my socks. It's a little breezy without my socks. The coffee jellies suddenly stopped blushing. Woah. I didn't know coffee jellies were perverted.

***

It's time to use apportion on my socks. Apport! I open my hand to find a 500¥ coin. Good. It's working. Let's keep going. Apport! A pair of boxer shorts? Well, okay? Apport! Tofu? Apport! Oh! This is the Our Love is Blooming Fanfic of... Saiki K. x Coffee Jelly? Strange. Continuing on.

Apport! A belt. Oh. It's dad's belt. R.I.P dad's pants. Apport! Ah. A bento. I'd better hurry before it gets cold. Apport! A textbook? Apport! A porn magazine?! Oh geez, better hurry. Apport! Dad's business card! Okay, last one! Apport! Yes! My wallet! It's here! My plan finally worked!

*** Time Skip***

At last, I was finally able to peacefully walk out of the restaurant. Hmph. Just as a thought, there was nothing to fear in this situation. I finally was able to pay for my coffee jellies. I'd have to thank my powers and all my family and supposedly friends who helped me out. As a favor next time I'll help them out when they need it too.

Little did I know, all my family and supposedly friends were all having bad days as I calmly ate my coffee jelly.

A/N:
Sorry for a shorter chapter than the last one

I hope you enjoyed it!

Have a superb day/afternoon/night!

From,
Author-chan~