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Scar: If I cut off my leg and swing it at you, am I hitting you or kicking you?
Cub: I think you'd mentally scar me more than anything.
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Bdubs: *is bleeding*
Keralis: Quickly, what's your blood type?
Bdubs: ...B positive
Keralis: I'm trying but you're bleeding...
Doc: *in the distance* wtf...
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Zed: *screams*
Grian: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Impulse: Should we stop them?
Iskall: Nah I wanna see who wins.
Tango: £10 Zed wins?
Mumbo: Oh, you're on.
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X: Why would you give Ex a knife?!
Biffa: They felt unsafe.
X: Well now I feel unsafe!
Biffa:
Biffa: ...Would you like a knife?
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Ex: *is happy*
Wels: What's wrong with Ex?
X: They're happy.
Wels: *on the verge of tears* I don't like it...
X: *terrified* Me neither...
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Jevin: I'm not doing too well...
Jevin: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Hypno: *walks in*
Jevin: Oh, here it is again!
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Hels: I'm so useless.
BadTimes: No you're not!
Ex: Yeah, you can be used as a bad example.
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Biffa: Some people think I'm crazy.
Biffa: They obviously haven't met my friends.
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Ren: If being attractive was a crime, I'd get a life sentence.
Etho: A life sentence?!
Etho: For a crime you didn't commit?!
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Etho: Alright Beef, we tried things your way.
Beef: No we didn't
Doc: I tried it in my head and it didn't work.
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Jevin: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Wels: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else... I know I am.
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Grian: I got grounded for a while week just because I came home late.
Cub: Well you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that then showing up again.
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X: I think you're still experiencing the affects of your party last night.
Ex: All I drank was redbull!
X: How many?
Ex: ...Eighteen.
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Keralis: This was almost a great idea!
Bdubs: You just describe like 90% of our ideas.
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Beef: That sounds like a terrible plan!
Doc: Oh, we've had worse.
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X: Here on Hermitcraft we strongly go by the rule "If you're going to fail, you may as well fail spectacularly"
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Wels: *answers phone* Hello?
Hels: It's Hels
Wels: What did it do this time
Hels: No, it's actually me
Wels: ...What did you do this time
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Cleo: I sort of did something and I need some advice but I don't want a lot of criticism.
False: And you came to me?
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Scar: I trusted you!
BadTimes: ...Why?
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X: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?
Mumbo: Well it's kinda complicated but Grian-
X: Got it. Forget I asked.
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X: Just be yourself! Say something nice!
Ex: Which one? I can't do both.
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Grian: I think you guys should play my parents!
X: I am not going to be your parent.
Mumbo: I'm leaving.
Grian: Great! You already know your lines!
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter! See you in the next one. Until then, bye! ~Mors
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