1) what kind of god would give me hands
2) I'm rolling in your grave
3) hi Sweden! Why are you in my house?
4) if you call it 'starbies' I'm disowning you
( free palestine btw , boycott starbucks )
5) I'm eating ice cream with a fork, that's how much i hate you
6) if your boyfriend offers to sell you weed in a mickey Mouse impression, he's a keeper
7) the slime man must live
8) and they threw his body into the Mississippi River
9) don't make me turn this lifeboat around
10) everything bigger in texas. Including that ass
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
