Jungthot 👅
I can't believe they thought Yoongi had a bomb in his pants
Jimineo ✨
LMAO
Taesty 👄
The way the machine went off at the airport security because of his dick piercing and everyone looked at him like 👀
Yoongied 🖕
I hate y'all with every bit of me
Jungthot 👅
That's not too much...
Yoongied 🖕
Back at the height! For fucks sake, what do y'all gonna get by being tall?
Namjump 🕴️
Reach the top shelf in a convenience store
Taesty 👄
Look down at people I hate
Hoesuck 💦
Kill it out, guys. Y'all r just bummed because you don't have the balls to pierce your Pee pees
Jimineo ✨
Why does anyone put a hole in their dick? There's already one...
Yoongied 🖕
Which I'm going to wax close for you now 😤
Namjump 🕴️
On a serious note though, why did you even get that piercing?
Yoongied 🖕
*Shrugs* I like piercings and dick one sounded hot
Hoesuck 💦
It is hot 😳
Jungthot 👅
Damn. I want holy water but I think I'm holyintolerant 🤕
Yoongied 🖕
I'm jungkookintolerant
Jimineo ✨
On a side note, wasn't mr. bang bang sweet?
Taesty 👄
Ikr? Like, that man helped Jungkook, saved us, made sure we don't get into trouble in Paris, sent us to Korea in business class. Like, damn papi chulo gets moi respect
Yoongied 🖕
Tbh I high key liked our time in Paris. It was funny but something I'll never forget
Hoesuck 💦
Aw tbh same here
Taesty 👄
I think it's the same for everyone
Jungthot 👅
So what now? What after we go to Korea? Band work?
Jintiful ☠️
Fuck yeah!
Jungthot 👅
I'm excited!
Namjump 🕴️
Me too
Taesty 👄
But when do we get off the sky bus?
Yoongied 🖕
FOR INTERCOURSE'S SAKE! IT'S CALLED AN AEROPLANE!
Taesty 👄
I say what I want ✋
Jintiful ☠️
Seriously, you left your brain in your mother's womb, I'm sure of it
Taesty 👄
And maybe my father got his brain from there
Namjump 🕴️
Ok let's stop it there
Jungthot 👅
Is it just me who finds Tae's habit endearing?
Yoongied 🖕
Like stupid like idiot
Jungthot 👅
Don't you find it cute Jimin?
Jimineo ✨
I love both of you, babies but 'Jimin, switch off the electronic sun' in my fucking ear when we are in bed! Nope!
Taesty 👄
Oops-
Jintiful ☠️
Now I'm curious about how Tae calls other stuff
Hoesuck 💦
Me too tbh
Namjump 🕴️
Let's see. Tae how do you call a charger?
Taesty 👄
Phone thong
Jintiful ☠️
Pregnancy?
Hoesuck 💦
Why tf would you ask that? That's random
Jintiful ☠️
Ok I can see the ocean outside my window. Don't make me drop you
Yoongied 🖕
Drop him in, I'll stab you wherever I reach
Jungthot 👅
Armour your peepie Jinnie. He can only reach there
Yoongied 🖕 is typing...
Namjump 🕴️
Ima ignore them. Tae answer. For pregnancy?
Taesty 👄
Probs babes
Jimineo ✨
😂😂😂 Ok that's a good one
Namjump 🕴️
Ok, how you call a blowjob?
Hoesuck 💦
If the ocean out there is the holy water, pilot! Crash the fucking plane!
Jintiful ☠️
Stfu. Tae answer
Taesty 👄
Um I call it the '18+ suck'
Namjump 🕴️
What the-
Yoongied 🖕
Kook gives Tae an '18+ suck'
Jungthot 👅
(78+ word) you
Yoongied 🖕
Did you just curse at me like that?
Jungthot 👅
I did, whatchu gon' do?
Yoongied 🖕
I'll pee in your Timberlands
Jungthot 👅
You have a map to even reach Timberlands? Huh? *Flips hair*
Jimineo ✨
🤦
Yoongied 🖕
Timberland is not a fucking place you uneducated island coconut. It's a typa boots you wear
Taesty 👄
You mean the 'thicc men's heel'
Hoesuck 💦
CRASH THE FUCKING PLANE FFS!
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
