FAN GIRL TO YOUR GIRL (OS)

OS

NAIRA"S POV
I WAS JUST SEATING AND JUST CHILLING LIKE I USE TO DO AS MY ROUTINE OF MORNING,  AND SCROLLING MY INSTAGRAM FEED NOTHING IS NEW YAAR WHY THINGS ARE SO BORE , UMMM I AM BORED , BTW SORRY SORRY I AM NAIRA , NAIRA SHARMA , NAAM TOH SUNNA HOGA,  AUR NAHI BHI SUNNA TOH AB SUNN LO , BTW 1 SECRET BATAU . MUJE NA WOH TV ACTOR HAINA KARTIK GOENKA USSE BHAUT BHAUT ZYADA WLAA LOVE HAI,  AAP LOG DEKHNA 1 DIN I WILL PROPOSE HIM . 
NAIRA!!!!!! , LO JI MUMMA AA GAYI

M:- UTT JAA COLLEGE NAHI JAANA JALDI READY HOJA GAYU AATI HI HOGI 
N:- MUMMA AAJ KARTIK KE BAARE MAI KUCH AAYA KYA PAPER PAI 
M;- HAA AAYA NA USKI SHAADI HO RHAI HAI 
N:- KYA,  MUMMA DEKHO PLSS AAP NA AB YE MAJAK KARNA BAND KARDO OK 
M:- OK OK SORRY NAHI AAYI TERE KARTIK KI KOI NEWS AB READY HOJA  NAHI TOH BUS OR GAYU DONO CHALE JAYEGE FIR KYA TERA KARTIK TUJE CHODDEGA
N:- HAAYE MUMMA KASH AAPKI BAAT SACH HO JAAYE , MAIRI BUS CHUTT JAYE AUR MUJE KARTIK "THE GREAT KARTIK GONEKA" COLLEGE DROP KARE KYA IMPRESSION HOGA 
M:- HO GYA AB JAA READY HOJA AB.

TOH DEKHA AAPNE YE HAI MERA MORNING ROUTINE ROZ UTTO AUR SABSE PHELE KARTIK HAAYE KYA DIKHTA HAI BY GOD USKI SIMLE USKE BAAL HAAYE MAI MAAR HI JAAU ….. AACHA AACHA MAI READY HOKE AATI HU .

Tumhe baarish bada yaad karti haii …….
Ohh tumhe baarish bada yaad kartii hai…..

Woh pheli nazar woh chera tumraa  …..

M: Nairaaaaaaa barish ko baad mai yaad karna neeche aajau verna mai tumra tv dekna aur kartik ke cutouts sab bhar milege…..

YE ROZZ KA HAI MUJSE MERE KITTU , HAA I CALL HIM KITTU USKE NAAM SAI DAMKYA JATA HAI , LOG MUMMA PAPA KI KASAM DETE HAI BUT MERA CASE HI ULTA HAI MUJE KARTIK KI KASAM DEKE KE BLACK MAIL KIYA JAATA HAI ….
NAIRA TERI AAJ BHI BUS CHUTEGI AUR AB TOH MUMMA BHI BOL CHUKI HAI MUJE TV AUR KARTIK KI CHEEZE DONO JAAYEGI , AB YE GAYU BHI KAHA RAH GAYI YAAR . GUYS AAPKO PATA HAI YE 1 LAUTI LADHKI HOGI PURE INDIA MAI JO KARTIK , KARTIK GOENKA KO BHAI MAANTI HAIII , YAAR KARTIK KO KOI BHAI KESE MAAN SAKTA HAI MAI TOH BAATA RHAI HU MAI USSKO KABHI BHAI NAHI BHULA SAKTI YAAR , KARTIK KO BHAI BULNA IS AS IMPOSSIBLE AS MUJE PHYSICS SAMJNA . LO AA GAYI MADAM….

G:- SO MRS. KARTIK CHALE 
N:- FIR SHURU HO GAYI TU 
G:- TU KUCH BHI BOL BUT JAB MAI YE BOLTI HOGI TOH TERE STOMACH MAI BUTTERFLIES OR SAB HOTA HOGA NAA
N:- BAAT TOH SACH KAHI YAAR , BHEN KYA BATAU KAL KE EPISODE MAI KYAA MARA HAI KARTIK NE DISHOOM , DISHOOM MAZA AAGYA 
G:- NAIRA 
N:- FIR USNE USS GUNDE KO PUNCH KIYA AUR WOH GIR GYA 
G :- NAIRA ….
N:- FIR BASS GOLI CHALNE WALI THI …
G:- BAND KAR TERA KARTIK PURAN AUR DEKH NIKAL GAYII BUS AB KYAA KAREGI .
N: GUSSA KYU KAR RAHI 
G: GUSSA MAI KAHA GUSSA KAR RAHI HU , JAB DEKHO TAB KARTIK YE KARTIK WOH AB TERA KARTIK CHODEGA HUME COLLEGE
N:- DEKH GAYU TU MERI BEST FRIEND HAI ISKA MATLAB YE NAHI KI TU MERE HONE WALE BF KA MAJAK UDDAYE
G:- EEHHHH NAIRA KYA KARU TERA CAHL AB LIFT MANGTE HAI VERNA WOH TAKLA DIMAG KHA JAYEGA
N:- GAYU TU DEKHNA 1 DIN MAI AUR KARTIK ZARROR DATE PAI JAAYEGE 
G:- HAA  HAA JAANA BUT ABHI CHALE 

WE WERE WALKING AUR AB YE BUS NAHI MIL RAHI HAI YAAR , AAJ KE DIN HI SAB HONA HAI , YE SAB GALATI MUMMA KI HAI WOH NA SUBH UNKA WOH MAJAK KARTI NA YE SAB HOTA,  KASH KARTIK SACHI MAI JAAYE 

G:-  TU KYA AKELE MAI BADD BADD KAR RAHI HAI 
N:- CHODD YAAR IGNORE , DAURE PADHTE RHATE HAI MUJE 
G:- TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW 

WE WERE FIGHTING WHEN I HEARD A VOICE
MA::  EXCUSE ME 
N:- 1 MIN , HAA TU BOL GAYU KYAA BOL RHAI THI DEKH KARTIK KO BECH MAI MAAT LAYA KAR 
MA:- EXCUME 
N:- 1 MIN BHAI SABH , AUR SUNN MUJE AAJ GIFT LENA HAI KARTIK KA BDAY AA RHA HAI AB AISE STATUE KYU BANI HAI , HUM DONO STATUE WALA GAME KHEL RAHE HAI , AB BOLEGI YA AACHA ACHA SORRY SORRY OVER 
G:- NAIRA 
MA"- NAIRA 

1MIN MAINE KYA KARTIK KI VOICE SUNNI 
N:- GAYU PLEASE BOLDE MERE PEECHE KARTIK HAII
G:- HAAA HAAA HAAA TERE PEECHE HI KARTIK HAI