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Doc: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Grian: I'm aware of that.

Doc: But then you and I spent some time together.

Grian: Yes...?

Doc: It did not get better.

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Iskall: Hello everybody it's me, The Gender Bandit! Are they masculine? Are they feminine? Are they absolutely killing it? We answer D, all of the above

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Ren: I've met God. They had nothing nice to say about you.

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Zed: *sees his stuffed animal on the floor next to his bed*

Zed, tearing up: Why wasn't I a better parent?

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Tango: The first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they're thirsty later.

Tango: Also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard.

Impulse: What about the last person? What do they get?

Tango: The last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them.

Impulse:

Tango: Also their credit cards.

Impulse: There it is.

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Cleo: Salt and vinegar chips are just masochist chips

False: I'm so excited to fight you!

Stress: guys please its 5 am

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Wels: Here's your birthday card

Jevin, opening it: Aw thanks Wels

Jevin:

Jevin: Did you handwrite "ahsdjsksdbsk ily"

Wels: And i meant every word

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Biffa: Joe, I need your therapist skills to fix Hels. And I mean serious help.

Joe: Wait, really? I thought you hated each other...

Biffa: Oh, we do. But it's not fun killing someone that already wants to die.

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X: The path to inner peace begins with four words

Ex: Not my fucking problem?

X: NO

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Scar: Would you date me if I was the last person on earth?

Cub: If you were the last person on earth then I wouldn't be on earth

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Tfc: Do I need to repeat myself?

BadTimes: No need, I ignored you just fine the first time

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Hels: I wanna be a comedian, man. Wanna hear a joke?

Hels: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Mumbo:

Hels:

Mumbo: *sighs* A wonkey?

Hels: No, you call it a donkey. Its physical disability should have no bearing on how you see it. You monster.

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Etho: In my defence, your honour, I simply cannot vibe with the law

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xB: I'm bisexual

xB: but also I hate everyone

xB: so it's more like

xB: Byesexual

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Keralis: We should probably start doing couple stuff

Bdubs: You mean like h*lding h*nds

Keralis: how did u say that out loud

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Hypno: I honestly need a pick-me-up right now

Beef, looking at him to see that he is obviously sleep deprived and worn out: I think you need more than one

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X: When me and my siblings were kids we didn't know how to play yugioh so we just made up our own rules which included the rule where we all had to stick a strip of duct tape to each eyebrow and whenever you lost you had to rip them off

Wels: Wouldn't you have to rip off the duct tape even if you won? It's still on your eyebrows

X: Yes.

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Etho: Cub can you help me with my homework?

Cub: Sure!

Etho: I have to write a romantic short story for English and I'm not sure which lines I should use.

Cub: Tell me what you've got and I'll help you pick.

Etho: (pulls out notebook)

Etho: "I could spend hours counting your scars."

Cub: Very sappy and very smitten if that's what your going for.

Etho: Not quite, how about this? "The point is for us to be idiots together."

Cub: Speaks of great mutual respect and a fun side to the relationship.

Etho: I'm looking more for deep love and devotion. How about "I'd follow you to the end of the world, you know this."

Cub: That nails it perfectly.

Etho: Good because these are all things you and Scar have said to each other.

Cub: WHAT

Cub: *snatches book* You wrote in dates for all of these?!?!

Etho: Someone needed to present you with actual evidence because clearly you weren't going to realize on your own. And now that you can't deny your feelings for each other, go be his knight in shining armour.

Cub, still flipping through the notebook: Now hold on a second! These were taken completely out of context.

Etho: I think "you have the best heart of anyone I've ever met and I couldn't stand to be without it" speaks for itself.

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