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⋆¸*ೃ☼ COMPLICATED | CARL GALLAGHER

⋆¸*ೃ☼ COMPLICATED | CARL GALLAGHER

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FUCK THIS JOB.

















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       ELIZABETH STAYED AT THE GALLAGHER HOUSE, since lizzie was actually traumatized from what she saw last night.

      'i thought you were living at caleb's?' carl asked ian as he walked into the kitchen.

       'caleb's sleeping with a chick.' lip muttered.

       'he's bi?' carl asks.

       'no dude is bi, all right?' ian said, pouring himself some coffee. 'you lick dick, you're supposed to be gay.'

       'so you guys broke up?' carl asked as he wobbled over to the sink.

       'haven't decided yet. probably.' ian tells him. 'god, i can't believe he's licking vag, too.'

       'all right, can you guys please stop talking about licking vag? you're gonna give me a boner.' carl groaned.

        'you sleep at all last night?' lip asked his younger brother.

        'no, if i wake up with morning wood, it'll pop my stitches.'

        'you're 16. how are you gonna not get wood for 72 hours?'

       'how hard is it to not be a horndog for four days?' lizzie asked, crossing her arms.

       'you're a girl, it's different.' carl protested, glaring at me.

       'sorry i don't get horny every time i even think about women.' lizzie said, sticking out her tongue.

       'you wouldn't understand.' lip told the girl, shaking his head.

      'whatever.' lizzie muttered.

       'i just got to keep my eyes on the prize and it'll be easy.' carl tells everyone.

       'which is?'

       'a blowie from dominique.' carl smirked, taking a sip of his coffee.

       'the chick who made you cut your dick?' ian asked his brother.

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 , carl gallagherWhere stories live. Discover now