America: If I were stuck in a room with you and Hitler, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot you. TWICE.
Russia: *blushes*
America: .......
Russia: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Alfred.
America: ......DID I JUST ACCIDENTALLY FLIRT WITH YOU?!
Russia: Maybe~
America: *creeped out* Oh hell no!
Russia: *smiles creepily*
America: I-I can't deal with this!
Russia: *creeping closer to America*
America: *backing away* R-Russia, no!
Russia: RUSSIA, YES!! *tackles America*
America: AHHHH!!
