UnOrdinary chat fic

War Crimes

Shazam: when is your dad coming over John

Claire: in about 3 or 4 updates

John: 3 weeks

Asslo: is he a high tier

John: that's non of your business

Asslo: Imma Beat the shit outta him for how he raised you

John: I will mutilate your dead body

Asslo: you can't

John: I can beat the living shit out of you

Sera: guys I need help with homework

John: who are you and what did you do with sera

Sera: I don't understand how no American was arrested for the war crimes they committed in Vietnam

John: I know why

Sera: tell me

John: there is a loop-hole in chemical warfare and that's how the US didn't get accused of war crimes

Sera: what is the loop-hole

John: you can use chemicals as long as it's not used as a weapon the US used both napalm and agent orange to get rid of the forest and the viet-cong that was in there

Sera: what about the rape and other stuff

John: idk maybe the Vietcong also used villagers as hostages

Shazam: why do you know about the loop holes in war crimes

John: no reason🙃

Blueberry: my guess is that he wants to be military general

John: I want to liberate the low tiers

Shazam: let's not have a revolution right now cause you have a kid

John: maybe

Claire: you have committed several war crimes John

John: maybe in video games

Sera: "remember no Russian"

Soulless: John you speed run games whats your biggest time lost in MW2

John: No Russian

Sera: the look in his face when he's mowing down civilians

Shazam: he is sadistic

John: maybe

Claire: so you stream

John: yes

Claire: Ight sera sent me the link I subscribed

Pumpkin king: John when you lived in the dorms what was the weirdest thing you saw or heard and don't say that video or picture keep it school appropriate

John: you and blyke playing Thomas the dank engine at 3 am on full blast with beats by Dre pill, or when you blast Disney songs on your pill

Pumpkin king: ok how bout you arlo

Asslo: seeing John in the dorms

Sera: he was shocked that his crush was there and he wasn't his roommate

Claire: I'm surprised sera's not jealous that John pounded arlo