Chapter 17

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KennyMcDick created group chat >>> Finger Bang Bang

<KennyMcDick added Gingerbread to the group chat>

<KennyMcDick added Fatboy to the group chat>

<KennyMcDick added Kyle's Bro to the group chat>

<Gingerbread is online>

KennyMcDick: I thought we needed a group chat for the og's.

Gingerbread: what, after the old one was infiltrated by you inviting everyone else?

KennyMcDick: you can't prove it's me

Gingerbread: actually I can

KennyMcDick: shut up boy

Gingerbread: did u just go western on me?

KennyMcDick: that may be true

Gingerbread: stop before u hurt urself

<Fatboy is online>

Fatboy: wtf

Fatboy: where am I

KennyMcDick: I created a group chat just for us four

Fatboy: because u fuckin ruined the last one

KennyMcDick: tread carefully Cartman I can and will ban u

Fatboy: fuck u

KennyMcDick: NO FUCK U

<Kyle's Bro is online>

Kyle's Bro: that's a little gay

Gingerbread: yeah I thought u aren't going to cheat on me

KennyMcDick: I would NEVER

KennyMcDick: unless it was Craig

KennyMcDick: come on he's like a fucking god

Gingerbread: u right tho

Kyle's Bro: like I'm straight but I'd totally be down for dicking Craig

KennyMcDick: yeah I wouldn't blame u

Fatboy: Jesus Christ can we shut up about that fucker Craig?

KennyMcDick: like can u imagine him

KennyMcDick: pounding

Fatboy: shut the fuck up kenny!

KennyMcDick: your

Fatboy: KENNY I DIDN'T ACCEPT UR INVITE TO TALK ABOUT FAGGY SHIT

KennyMcDick: ass

Gingerbread: Tweek scored gold

Kyle's Bro: that's like the equivalent of me scoring with Bebe

Gingerbread: but that's not going to happen because Bebe likes girls

Kyle's Bro: well thanks for ruining my dreams

Kyle's Bro: jk jk I wouldn't cheat

Fatboy: my fucking god I'm gonna fucking kill Kyle if u don't stop talking about fucking fags

Gingerbread: WHY ME

Gingerbread: KILL KENNY NOT ME

KennyMcDick: my loyal bf Kyle Broflovski everyone

Gingerbread: I swear to god Cartman if u make a Jew joke I'm going to stab my eye with this pencil

Fatboy: lol Kenny you should've seen it coming jews are only loyal to their money

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