Ganon Goes Brrr

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(Sidon is back online)

Sidon: Hey... are any of you guys coming? There's only one Champion here.. what's his name..

(Revali is back online)

Revali: Yeah?

Sidon: What's your name?

Revali: ....

Sidon: ?

Revali: Revali.....

Sidon: Cool! Than-

Revali: Shouldn't you help your sister?

Sidon: Oh.. yeah, I probably sh-

(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: Hey you two!! Hi Sidon!!!

Sidon: Hi...

Revali: Hurry along now Urbosa

Sidon: Okay, I'll leave.. I just hope sis knows how to heal Link...

Urbosa: .. wait... what?

Revali: >.>

Urbosa: Wait... WHAT?

Sidon: You didn't know what happened to Link?

Urbosa: I did but, REVALI said that your sister healed him!!!

Sidon: No... she's desperately trying right now to stabilize the blood loss

Urbosa: Then.... that... means......

Revali: o.o

Urbosa: REVALI.

Revali: Yes sir?

Urbosa: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE???

Revali: Huh?

Urbosa: WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?

Revali: I didn't lie, I... might've exaggerated the details just a tiny bit

Urbosa: A TINY BIT?!

Revali: Hey, if it made you get here faster, then my job is done

Urbosa: I SWEAR BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY

Revali: Lol 😂

Sidon: ...?

Urbosa: Actually... WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE FROM THEN?

Revali: Geez, calm down girl XD

Sidon: Maybe I should leave...

Revali: C'mon Gerudo Queen, I have hundreds of pictures of those two

Urbosa: You're.... hideous

Revali: I'll take that as a compliment

Urbosa: Ah, there you are, perched on Ruta's trunk. Say your prayers bird

(Urbosa has gone offline)

(Sidon has gone offline)

Revali: I might've overdone that 😂

(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: Hey you guys, I'm making my way over the bridge right now

Revali: What's good big guy?

Daruk: Um... are you at Ruta?

Revali: Yeah I... oh crap, Urbosa is right here

Daruk: ?

Revali: I GOTTA GO

(Revali has gone offline)

Daruk: Huh, I hope everything is okay there

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