Imagine you're an elf, trying to get random information out of innocent townspeople just trying to live their life. They refuse. However there is one odd grey haired male you demand information out of. He seemed nice enough but he tended to go feral whenever you asked about his day.
You: ">:("
You: "Luckily I brought my smart sword! It wont hurt anyone friendly! In fact, it makes them talk!"
You: *shanks the odd grey haired male*
You: " T H I S I S N O T M Y S M A R T
S W O R D"it is a peaceful day in hell and you are a horrible goose.
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