the two candidates leave the debate thingy idk wtf its called they glance at each other as they are leaving, joe grins and trump rolls his eyes. joe sees his wife and hugs her "ello luv" he says shyly, "hi bide😀n" says the wife meanwhile, trump and melania (idk how to spell her name) just stood there like 🧍♀️
5 minutes later joes pov Biden was at his house, watching the news. He sighed and grabbed the remote to turn off the TV. Trump is such a clown, he thinks to himself. Then he gets up and checks his phone, he has a missed call from Obama and 3 messages. "Oh." He says to himself as he clicks on the messages
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Hi
Joe I need to tell you something. uHhhhh joe answer babygorl answr plz 😖😖😖
Yes, Hello what is it Obama?
Well, Trump wants to tell you something, check instagram dms
Ok.
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Joe exits Imessage and goes to instagram. He clicks on his DM requests and sees Trumpie there. "Hi... Joe..... Meet.... Me..... At..... Coffee.... Shop...." He clicks on the DM and responds "okay stupid idiot go die you r so annoying i hope you drown in the coffee you drink xoxoxo" So, Joe turns off his phone and puts it in his back pocket; grabs his jacket, then exits his house from the front door.
He gets into his car and zooms to the coffee thing idk Once he's in 😏 he looks around. Joe spots Trump and then sits in a seat. (italics = trump) (regular = biden) So I needed to tell you something. What is it? Well... I think.... You are kinda... cute. Trump confesses WHAT?! Shhh.... Wdym?! I think you're cute... ik i mkae fun of you a lot btu... i do think you're cute.... /Biden blushes/ Oh..? Why do you think that? because... because... because... BECAUSE.. BECAUSE BECUA BEUCASE BAUCJEJ!nwnwnrbenejwkendnjekeo!1!2&32!&283&3&383&4&3&3 😀 okay then. why'd you tell me this? no reason. I guess i should get going now. Joe gets out of his seat and starts to walk towards the exit then suddenly out of nowhere... Trump grabbed Joes arm
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"DONT LEAVE JOE-CHAN" "why 🤭😻😻😋😋"
"BECAUSE I...."
"JOE BIDEN, I LOVE YOU...! I ALWAYS AHVE'! EVER SINCE IVE SEEN YOUR STUPID FACE IN 2000 SONETHINT WHEN YOU WERE CID EPRESDIENT, I FEEL IN LOVE. I MADE FUN FO YOU BECAUSE I WANTED YOUR ATTENTION. PLEASE JOE, I LOVE YOU. I ALWAYS HAVE!" Trump yells
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Yes i get it i'm literally picasso 🙄 i'm van gogh 🙄🙄 like i drew those pictures i'm so good at drawing 🙄🙄 ANYWAYS "UHM. WHAT?!" JOE YELLS BACK
TRUMPS EYES FILL WITH TEARS AND GE RHNS OUT IF THE COFFEE SHOP
