1. (supersecretagentthatisn'tned)

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Peter Parker  

Hey Ned what u got for problem 3 on the chem hw?????

NEDDDDD

NED SOS PLS HELP

PLSSSS

Fine then imma spam

ned

ned

ned

nedddddddddddddd

PLSSS MAN I NEED UUUUUU

its the last one I need pls dude

respond

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NEDDDDDDDD I WILL COME KICK U 

PLS UR MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLDDDDDD


Unknown Number

Sorry kid, I'm not ned.

How did you get this number? 

Peter Parker

Stop being an idiot I need the chem answers dude

i'll help u with math for like, idk, a week? 


Unknown Number

I'm still not "Ned"

Who the hell are you?

Peter Parker

Give it up ned I rlly need help.


Unknown Number

...I'm not Ned, answer my question



Peter Parker

Wait hold up

SHOOT THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER 

Unknown Number

...really gee I had no idea!

Who are you and how did you get my number?


Peter Parker

I'm not telling you my name

What if ur some creepy 50 year old stalker dude

What if your trying to kill me

or kidnap me

Or tear out my liver and sell it on the black market


Unknown Number

um... no ?


Peter Parker

Fine, my friend (Ned) got a new number

apparently I put it in wrong because you are not ned 


Unknown Number

obviously


Peter Parker

:/

Who are you?


Unknown Number

None of you business.

Peter Parker

I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours

that seems fair :)

Unknown Number

No.

Peter Parker

So you won't tell me your name... hmm

Are you a secret agent?

Undercover


Unknown Number

...

Peter Parker

ohhhhh yeah dude

I WAS RIGHT

Unknown Number

...

Peter Parker 

Do u have a nickname?

Unknown Number

why?

Peter Parker 

bc imma add u to my contacts 

Unknown Number

none that u get to call me

Peter Parker 

then I'll just make something up

Unknown Number

ok????


("Unknown Number" was changed to "supersecretagentthatisn'tned")

Peter Parker 

hehe ;)

supersecretagentthatisn'tned

go do your homework 

Peter Parker

I forgot about that lol

are you good at chem?

supersecretagentthatisn'tned

why don't you text your friend Ned?

Peter Parker

bc I'm texting u (^u^)

supersecretagentthatisn'tned

I'm not in school anymore so no, I'm not good 

go text your friend kid

Peter Parker

hmmm...

alright I'll text you tomorrow :)

Oh and btw, My name is Peter ;)

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