Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Mumbo: What did you do at school today?

Grian: Learned about dragons.

Mumbo: Your class learned about dragons?

Grian: I learned about dragons. I have no idea what everyone else was doing.

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X: so what are all your skills?

Doc: I'm a master fighter and skilled weapon smith

Stress: I'm the world's greatest healer and creator of the flower potion

Tango: I'm a master fire-raiser who learned from literal demons and a sword fighting prodigy

Joe: I make good life choices

X: that's not really-

Doc: no trust us. he's our most important member

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Biffa, calling X: hey, just hypothetically, if Ex was slowly going insane and said they were going to blow up the entire server during Joe's speech at the upcoming party commemorating Scar's presidency, what would you do to get them to stop?

X:

X: I'm on my way

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Hels: How can someone say BadTimes is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul.

BadTimes, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!

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Ex: [Standing in front of locked door] Fortunately, I have a delicate lock-picking technique.

Ex: [Punches door down]

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Cleo: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Zed: His name was Jared, he's nineteen.

Iskall: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Bdubs: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Keralis: Ay, macarena.

Joe: Horrible job, everyone.

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Etho, playing the kazoo:

TFC: Do you take requests?

Etho: Sure!

TFC: Stop

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Impulse and Cub: *staring out the window*

False: What are you doing

Cub: Scar lost his mind, the shopping district is in shambles, and Ren only cares about his mooshroom farm , so we're watching a couple break up across the street

False: are those Wels and Biffa?

Impulse: Shh! It's getting heated!

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Scar: Get kidnapped. You'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that.

Beef: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one...

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[Wels and Hypno are sitting on a bench]

Jevin: Why do you guys look so sad?

Wels: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Jevin: *sits down*

Hypno: The bench is freshly painted.

Jevin:

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X: What are the best ways to take care of your mental health?

xB: Talk about your feelings.

Stress: Keep active.

Ren: Eat a steak.

Hels: Recite a dark spell.

Grian: Throw your phone in a lake.

Zed: Kiss a slug gently.

Doc: Scowl.

False: Make fun of someone you don't like.

Biffa: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you.

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Cub: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."

Mumbo, raising a hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Cub: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

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Ex: Two years ago I married my best friend

Ex: Hels is still mad about it but BadTimes and I were drunk and thought it was funny

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Hypno: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Doc: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Bdubs isn't

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Wels: [to Hels] I don't mind you criticizing me because it's one of the few times you're not talking about yourself.

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Scar: Hey BadTimes, can I take you to my therapist next week?

BadTimes: ... Why?

Scar: He thinks I'm making you and all your issues up

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Grian: No one knows I'm gay

Iskall: Can I be honest? Just... with the whole [makes a vague gesture to encompass all of him], I think they do

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Tango: People treat me like an idiot, so I'm allowed to act like one from time to time. It's one of the perks.

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Today's Question:

What is/was your favourite subject at school?

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