Donald Trump x Joe Biden

Soy-Sauce

I ran back to the hospital on my ugly ass orange legs and walked into the room, however Joe was nowhere to be found.
I asked the nurse and she said he went back home, fortunately I knew where Joe lived. I walked over and entered the house, it was quiet and dark. I went upstairs to his otaku room, it had anime girl cut-outs and smelled like shit. I looked up and saw him trying to Sayori himself. "Trumpie-Chan... I don't deserve you"
I gasped and held back my tears. I ran to Joe before he could do anything and kissed him.
"Joe... I.. I love you!" I shouted
He glared at me and then sighed, he kissed me and threw me on to the bed. We had 3 rounds before I went back home. Then I asked:
"Are we official?"
He stared at me and nodded "Yes my little orange." I have never felt happier.