100% true facts about the signs:
Aries: has way too many water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
Aquarius: believes in aliens
Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs while alone or drunk
