Hermitcraft Oneshots

Arrested

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TW/CW: N/A

Prompt: N/A

Characters: Keralis, Bdubs, Wels, Xisuma

Style: Crack

Word Count: ~570

AU: Mortuus AU

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Bdubs was staring at a wall. Its light grey paint was missing in places, almost like somebody had scratched it off. A window sat near the top of the room, but little light came through it, thanks to the rusty iron bars. The ceiling above him was a muddy white colour and a damp patch resided in the corner. Two single beds, covered in navy linen sheets, rested against the back wall.

Keralis, however, had been pacing the room for the last half hour. He sat down next to Bdubs as he tried to calm his nerves. Having never been arrested before, he didn't know what was going to happen to them. To him it felt like days since they were first put in there but in reality, it was only a few hours.

Both of them knew that they were going to get a lecture from Xisuma when they saw him next. X had specifically told them not to do what they did before they left Hermitcraft. The silence in the room was broken by Keralis,

"Who should we call?"

This wasn't the first time they had talked about this question. In fact, they had spent most of their time in that cell talking about it. They knew that they had to call someone to come and bail them out, but they didn't know who. They had narrowed down their options to Doc, Wels, Impulse and Biffa.

"Well," Bdubs replied, "I'd call Doc but, considering that he is the Goatfather this season, I feel safer in jail."

"And I think we can safely exclude Biffa because, knowing him, he would probably break us out rather than just paying the bail."

"True... So it's between Impulse and Wels." They went silent again as they tried to work out who to call.

A few minutes later, Keralis spoke up again,

"Impulse wouldn't tell X we were arrested."

"Yea but he also has to deal with Zed and Tango most of the time, and we all know the stupid things they're capable of. Then on the other hand, Wels wouldn't complain about getting us out but it was only a few days ago he had to bail Hels out of jail for what, the third time this month?" Keralis thought for a moment before saying,

"I'm blaming you for getting us arrested."

"That's fair."

2 hours later, they found themselves sat across from Wels and Xisuma.

"Out of everyone on the server," X began, "I didn't expect you two to be the ones to get arrested. What did you even do?"

"Well-" Bdubs was quickly interrupted by Keralis who said,

"I just want to say that it was all Bdubs fault." Glaring at him, Bdubs continued,

"It's kind of stupid but we went to that abandoned building and it turns out that they do actually enforce the 'No Trespassing' law there." Before Xisuma could say anything, Wels joked,

"So you were going to an abandoned building, knowing full well you could be arrested, and didn't invite me?" X lightly punched Wels and responded,

"Don't encourage them Wels! As for you two, I'm not going to do anything this time but if you get arrested again, I'll put you on server arrest for a month."

"Thanks X!" Bdubs remarked. The 4 Hermits split up with Wels and X going to their respective bases. Bdubs and Keralis slowly made their way to Bdubs base as they laughed about the day's events.

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I hope you enjoyed this oneshot! I'll see you in the next one, bye! ~Mors