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X: Who are you supposed to be?
Jevin: I'm you. See my helmet, my coffee mug. And this is my husband-
X: I'm not married
Jevin: AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND
Hypno, stumbles across the room with a fake moustache and a suit on: Hi! I'm a spoon
Ex: Wow! He did what you could never do
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BadTimes: Its totally okay if you didn't wear a costume.
Hels: I did. I'm a straight person.
Ex: *from behind Hels* Sup, I'm not late for once.
Hels:
Hels: See.
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Biffa: Guys, we're out of candy.
X: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.
Biffa: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.
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Cub, testing a new potion: *reads Grian's mind*
Grians mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN'T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠
Cub: wtf
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Joe: Hey Cleo, what do you want to be for Halloween?
Cleo: Loved and appreciated
Joe: Oh
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Zed: Hey Impulse, wanna hear a joke about a ghost?
Impulse: No.
Zed: That's the spirit!
Impulse:
Impulse: I still wonder why I befriended you.
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xB, in a Halloween store: All these ghosts. All these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo.
Etho, who has a small sheet over himself: :(
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False: *staring at Stress's Monster* ...Is that a man?
Stress: Actually, it's several men. Parts of them, anyway.
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Keralis (dressed as a vampire): So Bdubs, where's your costume?
Bdubs (in his normal clothes): I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everybody else.
Keralis:
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[1 minute before October 31st]
Mumbo: *sleeping like a well adjusted adult who has to work in the morning*
[12 AM on the dot, October 31st]
Iskall: *kicks open door* THIS IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Mumbo: *shrieks and nearly falls out of bed*
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HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
