Heavy weight beating

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3rd person POV:

Enjoying some burgers, Marcus began discussing the game plan.

Marcus: So do you want to go straight to Anna now?

(Y/n): Nah. Let's beat up one more general or whatever these guys are called this time.

Marcus: It's not like they can beat you.

(Y/n): Yeah, but it's funny to see them try. And even funnier to see them fail.

Marcus: Fine, one more. Then we go straight to Anna and get this shit over with.

(Y/n): What's the rush?

Marcus: I'm highly concerned about the mental state of my girlfriend who seems to be going down a dark path.

(Y/n): Quite being concerned! Once she's in the hospital all will end well.

Marcus: Doing that, still leaves the problem of the world going through a second great depression.

(Y/n): The world isn't going to get depressed.

Marcus:(sigh) whatever.

(Y/n): Tch. Listen here. I have a plan for all of this.

Marcus: A plan? What kind?

(Y/n): You see...

The Hellspawn explains his plan.

Marcus:!?

Marcus: I don't know how... But you somehow made the second great depression sound like the better option.

(Y/n):(evil chuckle)

(Opening theme)


The three arrived at a somehow familiar gym with a long line of people wanting to enter.

(Y/n):....

(Y/n): Have we been here before?

Marcus: Yeah. This was the place where one of the old Gin generals used to work in.

(Y/n): Which one was that?

Marcus: It was the skinny gal.

(Y/n): Hmm.....

Marcus: The extremely flexible one, that dislocated her limbs to fight.

(Y/n): Ah, yeah. Whatever happened to her.

Marcus: I think-

(Y/n): I was joking, I don't care.

John: Bah!

(Y/n): Exactly.

Marcus: What does "Bah" mean?

(Y/n): How the hell should I know.

Marcus: But you still agree with it?

(Y/n): I don't need to understand something to agree with it.

Marcus:... Whatever.

Marcus: Trying to understand your logic is as hard as rocket science.

Cutting into the front of the line, they enter the gym despite the people in the line's dissatisfaction.

(Y/n): So who am I up against now?

Marcus: Gerald the champion.

(Y/n): Is that him?

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