the start (shreks pov)

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it all started one day when i met him at the catgirl chipotle on sunthursday 420 barrybeebensontember the beauty the grace obama. his bald head was shining softly in the terrible  lighting of the catgirl chipotle. our eyes meet and then mike wazoski the server in a maid costume spilt the flaming hot cheeto coffee all over me. i was rushed to the hospital with 69 degree burns. 

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