(AnonymousWeirdo joined the chat)
(Link joined the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
(Urbosa joined the chat)
(Daruk joined the chat)
(Zelda joined the chat)
(Revali joined the chat)
MIPHA: Hey! Everybody's names were changed back to normal!
(Revali's name was changed to Ravioli)
RAVIOLI: Nermind that! I have a bigger issue!
URBOSA: What's your problem birdbrain
RAVIOLI: I woke up this morning on grass, so I look around, and Rito Village is gone. The entirety of Hyrule is gone. Im stuck in some sort of endless field or something. Im scared
LINK: 0_0
ZELDA: Whats wrong link
LINK: Last night when Revali had his revenge by changing our names, I wished that I could have revenge back on Revali. And there happened to be a shooting star at the same time
DARUL: .......
RAVIOLI: When I find a way back to Hyrule, your gonna get it
MIPHA: That is if you can escape your endless field or whatever it is.
RAVIOLI: Where even am I?
LINK: :)
RAVIOLI: You know where I am dont you Hylian!!!!!
LINK: Fine. I found a mushroom the other day. A Squirrel was eating it and when it finished it became really small. It was some kind of shrink mushroom. I found another one and snuck over to Rito Village to stick it in your drink. Your in the grass patch outside of rito village, about the size of a crumb
RAVIOLI: How do I return to normal?
LINK: ...........
(AnonymousWeirdo kicked Ravioli off the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: We don't have time for the fate of Revali's life! Lets discuss more important things such as you guys's deepest secrets!
LINK: Will you shut up already anonymous weirdo? We don't even know who the heck you are, except your a weirdo from another world.
(Revali joined the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: you want the truth, smart guy? I'm from a place called earth, and I'm a human. Hylians without pointy ears. In our world we have technology far beyond sheikah slates. We have Video games, and this hyrule world is all inside of a videogame. I'm a fan of the videogame. I was dragged into the hyrule world to save you from when calamity ganon murders you all by possessing the guardians. I am here to prevent the calamity with this groupchat activity
DARUK: ......
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: But then Age of Calamity came out, and now trying to stop the calamity is kinda pointless since that egg-boi is gonna do it for me, maybe. Unless those darn theorists who said otherwise are right.... You know, maybe I will stay just in case. And now I will reveal yall's secrets. Zelda hates her father and loves link, Urbosa wants to be everyones mother, Link thinks hes an idiot, Mipha loves link, Revali is a narcissist, and Daruk supports the Goron Communist Party. Now you all know each other well. Hopefully youll beat Ganon. If not, we can just press this button on my phone to bring yalls back to life. Wait a minute....!
(Link kicked AnonymousWeirdo off the chat)
LINK: That was close.... and yes I am an idiot
MIPHA: I want to get engaged with Link...
URBOSA: I do want to be everyone's mother...
DARUK: I'm a communist
ZELDA: I like link... And I hate my father
RAVIOLI: I am a selfish narcissist and I think im better than everybody else...
LINK: Who said you could come back here?
RAVIOLI: Me. And some guy with a mustache and a red hat gave me a mushroom to make me big again. So hah! FOOL! IDIOT! STUPID RUNTY DUMB CRAPPY HYLIAN PEICE OF
(Ravioli was permanently blocked from the chat and his youtube channel was terminated)
DARUK: I'm not even gonna ask
(AnonymousWeirdo joined the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: !!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA KEEEEEEEL YOOU!!!!
(AnonymousWeirdo was permanently blocked from the chat, and his youtube, wattpad, and 70 alternate accounts were all terminated)
LINK: Hey Zelda lets go tell the castle guards that they need to go hunt for a hylian without ears named Anonymous weirdo, or more like futuristic idiot
(Link left the chat)
(Zelda left the chat)
MIPHA: :(
(Mipha kicked herself off the chat)
DARUK: Im speechless. Speechless Urbosa. I can no longer talk. Only type.
(Urbosa left the chat)
DARUK: I'm gonna go ask my brother if he wants to play lava and rocks. Oh wait all gorons call each other brother... than which of my 500 brothers should I play lava and rocks with?
(Daruk left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
