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the capitans

hyena:
HEY
DAICHI
WHY IS YOUR TEAM BECOMING KENMA

hoothootfuckers:
YEAH
WE WANNA PLAY

dead:
our bad
we r talking to a friend

hoothootfuckers:
fRIEND?
I WANT FRIEND TOO

door:
is it a girl?

dead:
🔫🙄

door:
HUH😃
WHY ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT ME

dead:
i cant be the only dead person in this chat
might as well bring the ugly one with me 😌

hyena:
'cus i aint see two pretty best friends, always one of em gotta be ugly' Mark 34:12

hoothootfuckers:
amen 🙏

deachi:
iwaizumi must be the pretty one

door:
heart❤️ been🤯broke💔so😤many👅timesi👁i👁dont🤕know🤪what🧠to😼believe🙄

hyena:
pussy 🐱

door:
youre a fucking hyena 👁👄👁

hyena:
yeah and?
still got a dick tho 😤
basic male anatomy

door:
...

hoothootfuckers:
okay lets ignore shittykawa
can you add thy friend into this god chat?

→Welcome y/nhateslife. We hope you brought pizza.

y/nhateslife:
yo what tf is this
daichi?

dead:
hi y/n
welcome to literal hell 🤪

y/nhateslife:
oh my god
kewttt🥰😍😍🥰😘😘🥰😍😘😘😍😘😘😍😘😜😝😝🥰😘😙😚😗😋😗🥰😙

hyena:
hey
youre so hot
you denature my proteins

y/nhateslife:
are you interested in science? bcs ive got my ion you

hyena:
do you have 11 electrons? bcs youre sodium fine 😼

y/nhateslife:
oh- 😳
am i as sodium chloride as tsukishima?

hyena:
that salt shaker has nothing on you 😌

door:
wait wtf
i know this bitch

y/nhateslife:
yeah
this bitch posted a video of you being scolded by iwaizumi
favourite video i own 😌

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