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Ex, watching BadTimes be arrested: Be honest. Are you as shocked as I am that it's not me who is getting arrested?
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Scar: *doesn't want to be part of a cult*
BadTimes: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
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Biffa: We've been like Sid and Nancy for years now.
X: Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a netherite sword, I mean we have some fights but I don't see myself as Sid.
Biffa: No I'm Sid.
X: Oh...
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Wels: I'm going to hell.
Hels: Probably.
Wels: I'll pick you up?
Hels: *Nodding* Carpool.
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Doc: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Grian: Okay.
Doc: And make out during the scary parts.
Grian: Th-
Grian: The scary parts.
Grian: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Hypno: We gotta get there fast.
Jevin: Then I should drive.
Hypno: Why?
Jevin: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
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Impulse: I'm so disappointed in all of you. I'm at a loss for words
Zed, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Impulse continued to yell at us for the next 2 and half hours
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Iskall: Ren, I'm not mad.
Ren, already tearing up: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT-
Iskall: I'm just disappointed.
Ren, sobbing: *goes to the TNT room to disassemble it*
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Scar: Mycelium, my old arch enemy.
BadTimes: I thought I was your arch enemy.
Scar: I have a life outside of you, BadTimes.
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*When xB gets kidnapped by the HEP*
Stress: I think Etho is taking it really well.
Etho: *Screams and punches a hole in the wall*
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Joe: You know what I've realised?
Cleo: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Joe: Nice try, anyway-
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False: Being gay isn't a choice.
False, holding Cleo's hand like a trophy: It's a competition and I'm winning.
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xB, in chat: Etho built a flamethrower.
Beef: Oh my God.
xB: You should probably get here.
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Tango: *pitches an idea*
Cub, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Tfc, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Bdubs: I'm not in the mob, I run the mob. Keralis was in the mob.
Keralis: It's true, I was in the mob.
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Mumbo: I feel like one day Grian and the other Hermits are just going to secretly plan our wedding without our say and they're just gonna send us an invitation when they have it all set up.
X: We aren't even engaged...
Mumbo: Do you think that's going to stop them?
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Iskall: You know how it goes, G. when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
Grian: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to taste like shit.
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Keralis: When you work at Lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese.....this happens way more frequently than you think.
Bdubs: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe this wouldn't happen.
Grian: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Doc: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese.
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Today's question:
What should I do for 5000 reads? (if we ever get there)
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. We hit 2500 reads this week and I can't thank you all enough! I'll see you in the next one, bye! ~Mors
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