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Bdubs: You played me like a fiddle
Doc: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play
Doc: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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Tfc: How many children do you have?
Joe: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Mumbo: Iskall, Stress, this is Grian, I found him on the side of the -
Iskall: Mumbo, no, you can't keep adopting random children
Mumbo: Too late, I already adopted them
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X, to the other Hermits: Pick your battles. Pick... pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That's too many.
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Etho: Can you overdose on vitamin D?
xB: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died
Beef, with tears in his eyes: iCarly is dead?
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Bdubs, Scar, and Cub: *SCREAMING*
Tango, sprinting into HEP HQ: WHAT'S WRONG CUB??
Scar: WHY ARE YOU ONLY ASKING HIM?! WE'RE ALL SCREAMING
Tango: Because Cub doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance
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False, standing at the coffin at Cleo's funeral: I can't believe I have to say goodbye... I need a moment on my own, guys...
The rest of the server: Ok take as long as you need
The rest of the server: [leaves]
False: [looks around]
False: The coast is clear
Cleo: [opens one eye]
Cleo: This is our best prank yet
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Ex: If I could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing i'd do is put U and I together
Hels: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you'd do is spell SEX and then laugh about it for hours
Ex:
Ex: You know me so well
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Grian: Sorry it took me so long to arrive to the alleyway. I broke down on the way here.
Stress: Oh, is your car ok?
Grian: Car?
Stress:
Grian:
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Cub: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
BadTimes: Are you sure, dude? Isn't there someone else better you could ask? Like, literally anyone else?
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Biffa: Just buried Ex an hour ago :(
Biffa: They're gonna be so mad when they wake up lmao
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Impulse: Didn't you die?
Zed: That was an hour ago, things change
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Wels: "Revenge"? That sounds dishonourable.
Jevin: Oh, good! So you're not going to-
Wels: I prefer to call it "returning the favour".
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Keralis, at Hypno's funeral: I'm gonna miss him so much
Hypno, walking in: Why are you all so sad.
Keralis: You're dead. I watched you get murdered.
Hypno: Death is a social construct
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Ren: Whoops.
Cub: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.
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Grian, peeking under the blanket: Doc? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people?
Doc: [demonic screeching]
Grian: Understandable, have a good day.
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Zed: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Impulse: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
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xB: Etho screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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X: *falls down*
Biffa: *catches him* I think you just fell for m-
X: Put me down.
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Grian: Papa didn't raise no quitter
Grian: Well, actually, papa didn't raise me at all
Grian: Which is why I'm quitting
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Hels: I love knitting
Wels: Why?
Hels: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens...
Wels: I'm sorry, what was the middle part?
Hels: I can make a hat
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Today's Question:
You have to watch an episode of Hermitcraft on loop for 24 hours. In can be by anyone from any season, which episode do you pick?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next time, bye! ~Mors
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