'Can you go five minutes without fawning over a pretty girl'
'Beauty wasnt a goil'
'It wasnt?'
'Nah'
'Oh ok so you're out then?'
'Outta what?'
'The closet?'
'Im straight.'
'...but that pokemon wasnt a girl'
'Yeah'
'...and you're a guy...???'
'Yeah'
'...so that wasnt a straight crush'
'*youtube buffering circle* ...yeah'
