Hello gamers

Have to walk him through it like the patrick wallet meme

'Can you go five minutes without fawning over a pretty girl'

'Beauty wasnt a goil'

'It wasnt?'

'Nah'

'Oh ok so you're out then?'

'Outta what?'

'The closet?'

'Im straight.'

'...but that pokemon wasnt a girl'

'Yeah'

'...and you're a guy...???'

'Yeah'

'...so that wasnt a straight crush'

'*youtube buffering circle* ...yeah'