3: Do It Idot

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2:10 PM

The Fam + Toobo

Wilbur:
HELLO AGAIN DREAM!
It's me, Wilbur. The one you talked to yesterday :)

Dream:
Uh, hello again.

Child 1:
Waif waif waif
YOU'RE SAYING
NO
NO GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE!

Wilbur: 
Come onnn Tommy
Just because he's cooler than you doesn't mean you can banish him
...
Yet..

Dream:
Should I be worried?

Dadza:
Not really
Hello, Dream. :)
Name's Phil, the sassy one yelling is Tommy, and you've met Wilbur and Techno.
Welcome!

Dream:
So I'm guessing you're the dad in this "family" chat?

Wilbur:
...
He's smart

Child 2:
NEW FRIEND?
HELLO DREAM
I'M THE OTHER CHILD, TUBBO

Child 1:
TUBBO NOOO

Dream:
Uh, hi.

You:
Poor guy.
Already gettin' yelled at by Tommy.

Wilbur:
TOMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP

Child 1:
:O

Child 2:
:O

Dadza:
...
Thank you Wilbur :)

Wilbur:
Yw dadza :)

You:
Can't take the child anywhere, huh?

Wilbur:
We really can't smh

You:
Smh my head.

Dream:
Isn't...

Wilbur:
It's Techno, let him be.

Dream:
Right...
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3:49 PM

Wilbur:
So, do you like him?

You:
I mean, he seems chill.
We haven't really talked much.

Wilbur:
...
YOU BABOON!
YOU MORON!
GO TALK TO HIM!

You:
:|
Wanna say that to my face?

Wilbur:
Tbh, not really.
But my motives are just.
You do need more friends Techno.
Phil, Tommy, and I won't be here much longer.

You:
...
Ig, but what am I supposed to say?

Wilbur:
Idk, ask how his day was? What he's doing?
Conversation is around every corner!!

You:
...
Me? Striking up a random conversation right out of the blue?
You do know who you're talking about, right?

Wilbur:
...
True.
JUST GO TALK TO HIM JESUS

You:
5

Wilbur:
What?

You:
4

Wilbur:
Why do I hear boss music..?

You:
3

Wilbur:
What are you doing?

You:
2

Wilbur:
I'M SORRY
PLEASE JUST MAKE A NEW FRIEND WITH HIM

You:
...
Fiiiiine :|

Wilbur:
Good :)
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Halloooo
Hope you enjoy this :)
Remember, this will be a slow burn.
And I mean hella slow burn so like
Ye <3

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If tou can't see it, I'm so sorry your eyes can't be blessed by the beauty it is

N e wayyy LOVE YOU GOOD BYE <3

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