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(Ravioli's name was changed back to Revali for unknown reasons)
DARUK: So Link, did you kill the princesses or did you become their friend again
LINK: I became their friend again...
(Mipha joined the chat)
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: We have an emergency!
MIPHA: What is it?
URBOSA: Yeah what is it
ZELDA: GANON HAS ATTACKED!
REVALI: Time to show my strength
DARUK: Champions! To your divine beasts! Bring your sheikah slates with you! There's no law against driving divine beasts and texting in group chats so we can do that
Later
DARUK: Okay I turned on the thingy, and now there is a big fire dude and now....
(Daruk was disconnected)
ZELDA: no Daruk!!!!
LINK: were at the castle! Corrupted guardians everywhere. Kingdom is dead. We flee to kakriko
MIPHA: Ahh!!
REVALI: Whats wrong
MIPHA: Im being attacked by a purple robot with a giant spear!
(Revali was disconnected)
URBOSA: His monster got him! Mine is really quick. uh oh
ZELDA: stay safe urbosa!
(Urbosa was disconnected)
MIPHA: I dont know how much longer i can do this guys....
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Im alive!
(Mipha was disconnected)
(Zelda was disconnected)
REVALI: Link! Miphas ded! Everyone is dead! DAruk, urzosba,
LINK: Zelda broke her slate.
REVALI: uh oh
LINK: were just past the dueling peaks, heading past Fort Hateno for safty
REVALI: Its coming Link
LINK: were surrounded, going tu dye tonite
(Revali was disconnected)
LINK: Frick
(Link was disconnected)
100 years later
(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Ooh A group chat! Let me read all the messages!
(AnonymousWeirdo joined the chat somehow)
LINK: ...... So these were the champions....
(Link was removed from the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Time for the time travel rune....
(AnonymousWeirdo left the chat)
100 years earlier
(Daruk joined the chat)
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(Link joined the chat)
(Zelda joined the chat)
(Revali's name was changed to Ravioli)
ZELDA: Whew, everyones alright
RAVIOLI: yup
DARUK: :)
LINK: $#&*(K:""
MIPHA: We don't speak symbols Link
RAVIOLI: I took a language class on symbols...
URBOSA: Shut up. were all tired. Lets get some sleep.
(Urbosa left the chat)
(Daruk left the chat)
(Ravioli left the chat)
(Link left the chat)
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CALAMITYGANOn: :( Why did they come back to life? Dumb old author!
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
