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intelligent conversations

Jeongin:
So I was outside and there was a mosquito annoying me so I slapped it and it died

Minho:
And?

Jeongin:
But I then realized
That it was just going to get its food
What if I'm hungry one day and I go to the fridge and it slams shut on me?

Me:
Jeongin r u ok

Hyunjin:
That's actually pretty dark

Jisung:
That was actually genius
Gave me an epiphany

Felix:
IM THE ONE I SHOULD LOOOOOOOVE IN THIS WORLD

Changbin:
I actually do want a fridge to slam shut on Jisung

Jisung:
Why would you say that ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Me:
Sigh
Why are you two like this

Seungmin:
And I see no intelligent conversation again

Hyunjin:
You want an intelligent conversation?
We'll have one with a good vocab
Just wait and watch

Seungmin:
Waiting and watching

Minho:
I can almost imagine him sipping tea while saying that
Even tho I don't know what he looks like

Hyunjin:
Macroeconomics is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior, and decision-making of an economy as a whole. This includes regional, national, and global economies.

Felix:
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Jisung:
Thy thee thine thou art in le groupchat

Seungmin:
Bye

Me:
You see, this is why I didn't ask for an intelligent conversation

Jeongin:
I have a question, smarties

Hyunjin:
No you're not allowed to have any
You have no right

Changbin:
Just let him ask first!!

Jisung:
Alright triangle

Changbin:
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

Jisung:
Shush let him ask first

Jeongin:
...okay
Why is gravity the way it is?

Minho:
This can be fun

Felix:
Eh
Ehhhh

Hyunjin:
Using the 2000' liner brain link, we transmitted the reply to Jisung
He'll tell you

Jisung:
Wow you just threw me under the bus didn't you

Jeongin:
So do you guys have no answers?

Seungmin:
Ofc not

Jisung:
As a matter of fact, I do know the answer
You see, gravity is smth mysterious to mankind
Basically it's like we are made of magnet and the pull from the ground pulls us down and shit
So it depends on the lord almighty to provide us w magnets in our bodies

Me:
I've never seen someone be SO RANDOM

Minho:
You know what? I have an answer
Basically the weight of your idiocy pulls you down

Changbin:
In that case, you're an idiot too

Minho:
Sike bitch I'm Levi Ackerman and I roll like a bayblade in the air

Felix:
This group never stops making AOT references

Seungmin:
Was it oshiete?

Me:
....no wtf you couldn't be more wrong
Disappointed but not surprised

Seungmin:
Stfu I'm too old for this shit

Jeongin:
HOW CAN YOU MISTAKE OSHIETE-
you know what? I'm not even gonna say it

Felix:
Anyway, what were we doing?

Me:
We were never doing anything, Felix

Minho:
Well you guys were doin smth
Making a fool outta yourselves
I was enjoying
Continue continue

Jisung:
Why do I feel like we provide them all w free drama?

Hyunjin:
I need money for being so entertaining
Make this group a paid show

Minho:
You aren't a cam boy shut up

Jeongin:
What's a cam boy?

Me:
Eh
Mom's calling gotta go

Jisung:
Yeah my squirrel friends are lonely bye

Felix:
I think I heard my name being called I gtg

Jeongin:
Why are y'all going?

Changbin:
Everyone say BYE!

Jeongin:
:((