Who Made This Groupchat? » skz

pregnant felix

(a/n: I apparently used to write groupchat imagines on Instagram, and since I deleted those, I'm using one of them here lmao I'm copying myself, only legend behaviour)

Felix:
Ohmygod I have a huge problem!!

Minho:
Well let me guess
A unicorn died?

Felix:
No wth
That would devastate me

Me:
Alright what's the problem?

Felix:
I think I'm pregnant

Changbin:
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Seungmin:
I'm out
Adiós

Me:
Felix I don't think that's how it works-

Jisung:
OMG MY MAN'S GONNA BE A DAD!!

Hyunjin:
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU, LIX ❤️

Jeongin:
Are they kiddin or am I trippin

Me:
Don't tell me that y'all are serious

Felix:
I'm serious!!

Changbin:
Alright I'll have the honour of asking you this on behalf of almost all of us...
HOW

Felix:
I was just walking down the street
When I saw a hot girl pass by
Like she was actually pretty hot
Then I went home and slept
And when I woke up, my tummy was slightly bloated

Jeongin:
...does this work?

Minho:
NO WTF
ARE YOU CRACC

Jisung:
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He cracc

Hyunjin:
We need to find the mother of his child!!

Me:
Guys-
I'm so done

Felix:
I'm preggers bro why are you done

Jisung:
Congrats Felix!!
Guys...?
Why aren't you congratulating him?

Minho:
Congratulate him for what?
Being the weirdest kid on the planet?

Hyunjin:
Guys it's teen pregnancy, are you all unsupportive?
I'm disappointed in you all :(

Changbin:
Why does Felix's problem sound like smth Jisung would say?

Jisung:
Well, I already had a miscarriage last year
I'm going to help bring Felix's child into this world at any costs

Jeongin:
I so want to join y'all but I'm kinda sane so....?

Felix:
Hyunjin, Jisung, will you guys be the godfathers to my child?

Jisung:
Omg YESSSS

Hyunjin:
THANK YOU 🥺

Changbin:
Wtf guys what's wrong w y'all

Jisung:
Stfu you m-preg phobic

Jeongin:
M-preg phobic I'm dying

Hyunjin:
Also, Felix
Did you think of a name for the child?

Felix:
Not yet...

Hyunjin:
Name your first child Hyunjin!!

Felix:
OML THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!

Jeongin:
They can't be serious rn...

Seungmin:
Alright so tell me Felix
Did you miss your period?

Felix:
What's that?

Jeongin:
Yeah what is it?

Me:
...
Alexa play Ghosting by TXT

Minho:
It's blood bath from the vajayjay for those whO HAVE A VAJAYJAY
FELIX YOU DON'T HAVE ONE

Seungmin:
When girls are pregnant, they miss a period
And apparently you never had a period
Do you get what I'm saying?

Felix:
So you're saying that I was born pregnant?

Me:
I never knew you were THIS bad at science

Minho:
AND COMMON SENSE

Jisung:
Wait, so you're hinting that Lix isn't preggers? :((

Hyunjin:
And there's gonna be no second Hyunjin? :((

Felix:
Oh no :((
Then why was my stomach bloated?

Changbin:
Because you don't workout boi

Felix:
I'm gonna cry brb

Seungmin:
I hope you study a little bit of biology next time

Me:
Yeah he told me the other day that stomach puts out all the waste

Felix:
It doesn't?!

Seungmin:
FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

(a/n: I hope none of this was offensive lmao please understand the difference between a joke and a serious hate comment)