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Jungthot 👅
I think 'Fukook' could be a good curse word

Yoongied 🖕
I don't give a fukook. Let me fukooking sleep you motherfukooker.

Jungthot 👅
Well....damn

Namjump 🕴
Seriously, idk how some bitches gain 100M views in a day. Like, wtf! We posted and it's not even a couple thousands for a day

Jimineo
Relax Joon. We'll get there soon. It's a slow process

Namjump 🕴
Yk, I'm losing hope

Hoesuck 💦
Don't say that....

Namjump 🕴
Well, I can't help it, guys. We put a lot of efforts, overcame a lot for what?

Yoongied 🖕
The question is why? Why we put in a lot of efforts? To do what we love.

Yoongied 🖕
That is what matters

Yoongied 🖕
Were you happy when you made those efforts?

Namjump 🕴
Yeah...

Yoongied 🖕
Then it'll pay off soon. Dw.

Taesty 👄
Dayum

Hoesuck 💦
Have I ever told how sexy you are when you talk sense, kitten?

Yoongied 🖕
Countless times

Jintiful 💀
Anyway, let's change the topic. What are y'all up to? Let's hang out at Yoongi's place

Yoongied 🖕
No fucking way

Jungthot 👅
Fukooking*

Yoongied 🖕
Put this bitch in a jar or something

Jimineo
Also, forgot to tell y'all. Mr. Bang bang called

Namjump 🕴
What'd he say?

Jimineo
Apparently, he started a business with the diamonds. And he invited us for the inauguration

Jungthot 👅
HE PUT MY KIDS FOR ADOPTION?!!

Hoesuck 💦
Any way to put Jungkook up for adoption?

Taesty 👄
No one is touching my baby

Yoongied 🖕
I'll sell him off on OLX when he's asleep

Jintiful 💀
Can we all please get back to the topic?

Jimineo
Right. Yeah. Also the company is in Seoul. Y'all wanna go?

Namjump 🕴
I mean, we can. It's not that far from Busan

Jungthot 👅
I'M GOING TO DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MY KIDS!

Yoongied 🖕
I'm going to demand justice for being your friend

Jimineo
Ok then. It's two days away. Y'all better start packing

Yoongied 🖕
And sunshine, you're not allowed to pack

Hoesuck 💦
Why not?

Yoongied 🖕
Because the last time you packed a suitcase full of food

Hoesuck 💦
HEY! FOOD IS ESSENTIAL! YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT FOOD!

Taesty 👄
I eat Jungkook and I am still alive😏

Jintiful ☠️
Right, his ass be full of carbohydrates

Jungthot 👅
I'm just nutritious. Period

Namjump 🕴️
Jimin eats you and he still doesn't grow

Jimineo
Joon, it's an ass. Not a health drink.

Hoesuck 💦
On a side note, imagine, if only eating an ass is equal to a health drink....damn

Taesty 👄
You'll be the tallest mf in the world

Hoesuck 💦
What's that supposed to mean?

Jimineo
Don't act like you don't know

Hoesuck 💦
Hey! Wtaf?

Jungthot 👅
Cut the shit, Hobi. You and I both know you and Yoongi are the horniest of us all

Yoongied 🖕
Ok, wtf? We aren't that horny

Jintiful ☠️
Lmao yeah right

Hoesuck 💦
Seriously guys. We aren't that horny. If anything, I think it's Kook and his hoes

Jimineo
Nice try premium hoe but nah. Y'all bang more than us

Yoongied 🖕
Ok fine. So what? We just love each other so much and there is nothing wrong in having sex

Jungthot 👅
Yeah sure 😂

Yoongied 🖕
Shut the fuck up, you vitamin tablet

Jungthot 👅
Fukook off

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