(Link, Zelda, Mipha, Daruk, Urbosa, and Ravioli joined the chat)
LINK: Soooooo anybody got plans for thanksgiving?
URBOSA: Thanksgiving got canceled this year because King Rhoam wanted it to be illegal
LINK: oh...
ZELDA: No, the Royal Guards convinced him not to cancel it yesterday
ZELDA: I wanted to have thanksgiving with Urbosa but father is making me eat at the private party in the Castle.
DARUK: Gorons don't celebrate thanksgiving because we're communists
(Daruk was kicked off the chat)
URBOSA: We're having a whole town feast here in gerudo town
RAVIOLI: Why do we celebrate some stupid food holiday anyways?"
MIPHA: Because long ago, a turkey fell from the sky, hit a King's head, and died. It was served in a big meal, and people did it every year after that.
RAVIOLI: Well I refuse to let a fellow bird get eaten!
LINK: Don't you guys sell Bird Meat at the rito market...
RAVIOLI: ................................................................................................................................................
LINK: That's a lot of periods
RAVIOLI: Shut Up! All of you! Shut up! I can tell lies and change my excuses if I want to! I don't have to listen to any of you!
(Ravioli left the chat)
MIPHA: At the Domain the whole town is having a big feast too.
LINK: I was gonna go back home to Hateno Village for thanksgiving, but then I realized I haven't been there in years and they tore down my old house, so now I don't know where to go...
MIPHA: Well
MIPHA: Well you could...
(Ravioli joined the chat)
RAVIOLI: READY FOR THANKSGIVING?
DARUK: Yeah! I wonder if there will be any surprises for me this year!
ZELDA: but you said the gorons dont celebrate...
RAVIOLI: well guess what?? I told the elder that the gorons were communist! Now Hyrule will have a civil war! Oh what fun!
LINK: that'll go nice with some turkey and potatoes...
RAVIOLI: Hey! You're supposed to be sad and worried!
LINK: You're lying to try and scare us
RAVIOLI: Um, no im not! Well maybe.... No Im not! Im serious!
(Ravioli was kicked out of the chat)
URBOSA: Wait Daruk when did you get here. Didn't we kick you out?
DARUK: ...........
ZELDA: So! Thanksgiving is coming soon! I'm excited!
MIPHA: I just finished making something I've been working on.
ZELDA: What is it?
MIPHA: I cant say, but I will be revealing it soon
URBOSA: interesting.....
DARUK: Should I send some Prime Rock Roast to everyone to go with their turkey?
URBOSA: No thanks
DARUK: :(
(Daruk left the chat)
LINK: I'm gonna spend thanksgiving with a bokoblin
(Ravioli joined the chat)
RAVIOLI: Im sorry about earlier....
URBOSA: Its okay!
RAVIOLI: Really? You're not mad at me?
URBOSA: just kidding I hate you
RAVIOLI: >:(
MIPHA: You and you're weird faces
RAVIOLI: :/
LINK: This is boring. Lets do something
ZELDA: Ooooh i know! Lets have the readers ask questions!
RAVIOLI: thats boring
(Zelda hacked into Ravioli's Youtube channel and deleted it)
RAVIOLI: HEY! I HAD EIGHTY THOUSAND SUBS ON THERE!
(Ravioli left the chat)
ZELDA: Anyways, yes, you can ask questions for me, Link, Daruk, Mipha, Urbosa, or Revali!
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