UnOrdinary chat fic

I may have not slept at all the last couple of days

Sera: John where are you

John: none of your business

Soulless: he is here with me and Isen at the mall

John: god-damnit

Sera: you're dead

Shazam: see John if you date me I would forgive you even if you cheated on me

Shazam: although you would get yeeted

Claire: didn't you say you would forgive him

Shazam: consequences

Pumpkin king: seraphina just ran into me and blyke at the mall and threatened to kill us because we lied about the whereabouts of John

Claire: what even happened

Sera: he has done something that is inexcusable

Claire: he talked about how the reason we are alive is because of a genocide of other species in the homo genus

Asslo: that is not true

Claire: there was nine homo species now there is one

Sera: is it arlo

John: no it's the Homo sapiens

Sera: I was making a joke dip shit

Claire: try and guess why there is only one home species left

Arlo: just like global warming there is no proof that they are dead

Sera: this is getting off topic

John: I did nothing

Sera: you had an ex girlfriend that invited you to go out on a night in the town

John: ok I don't see a problem

Claire: wait a minute John had an ex girlfriend that I didn't know about

Sera: the problem is you said you'll think about it

Pumpkin king: I don't see a problem with that

Soulless: ye he just said no

Sera: he didn't tho

Soulless: when a man says he'll think about it they mean no

Claire: how tf did John get an ex girlfriend that I didn't know about

Blueberry: