Join the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars.
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ZELDA: Okay, first question, Hey Daruk, what is going on inside your brain?
DARUK: Gorons are born from rock and lava, so our brains are made of Flint and other minerals. That's all I know
ZELDA: Okay, second question! Hey Revali! On a scale of 1-10, how awesome are you?
RAVIOLI: On a scale of 1 to 10? Probably 100,000!
LINK: Correction: 000,000,000,000,000
RAVIOLI: >:(
URBOSA: I have something for you Revali
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RAVIOLI: >:(
ZELDA: Third question! Mipha, Have you ever kissed? Anybody in particular?
URBOSA: Ooooooh
RAVIOLI: >:)
DARUK: This is gonna be good
MIPHA: um, no.....
ZELDA: My Sheikah Lie Detector says otherwise
MIPHA: The Sheikah Slates have lie detectors now?I'm screwed.
ZELDA: So, who is it?
MIPHA: Well, you see.....
LINK: I for one think the Lie Detector is broken!
URBOSA: I wonder why that is :)
ZELDA: Wait, what does.... Oh wait! Mipha and Link! Is it true? I thought Link couldn't decide between us? What about the love triangle? Was it all fake?
LINK: Whats love?
DARUK: Quit Pretending, we know the truth
MIPHA: Okay I've kissed, but Im not saying who!
ZELDA: Fair enough. Fourth and Final question. Urbosa, how do you run a town?
URBOSA: Well, you create rules that make sure the citizens don't have freedom and rights, then you pretend to rule a democracy when its really a dictatorship, then you secretly execute anybody who complains about the law.
ZELDA: I should spend less time with you
DARUK: Nice to meet a fellow Dictator!
LINK: Anyways Im preparing a turkey here, an I need to borrow some of Revali's salt so it tastes better
