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BadTimes: I bet underneath it all Hels' a sweetheart.
Ex: Oh no, underneath it all it is pure evil.
BadTimes: Ex, no one's pure evil. I mean yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
Ex: There are plenty of people here, on this particular world, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
BadTimes: So they have more of a nougaty center?
Hels: BadTimes, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Hels, drunk: Ex, guess what?
Ex: What?
Hels: I have a crush on you.
Ex:
Ex: Hels, we've been married for three years.
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Ex: I told Badtimes his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he's really lying.
Hels: What? Why?
Ex: Watch this.
Ex: BadTimes, do you love us?
BadTimes: *covering his ears* No.
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BadTimes: Day 200 of secretly living inside Ex's place, they do not suspect a thing. I can pull off a whole year if this goes on so smoothly.
Ex: BadTimes...you're basically my child and you have been monologuing that all this time.
BadTimes:...I feel like they are on to me.
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Ex: I have an idea.
X: Does it involve breaking the law?
Hels: By now don't you think that's a given?
Joe: He was just trying to be optimistic.
Ex: Don't bother.
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Hels: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately"? Why are elephants more advanced than us?
Wels: We do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Ex: So... hypothetically... how does one make a date more interesting?
Ren: Um, sometimes acting sort of mysterious can be intriguing?
Ex: Got it, thanks.
*later*
Hels: So, where are we going?
Ex: None of your fucking business.
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False: So? Did you kiss it?
Ex: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, Hels could actually be my future partner. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Cleo: Aww, Ex, that's so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch!
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
