Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Etho, to xB: HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY YOU CAN FINALLY.... IDK ADOPT A CHILD

xB: ...adopt a child?

Etho: Well there's not much else you can do at 18

Etho: OH YOU CAN VOTE THAT'S FUN

Doc: You can move out?

Beef: You can do taxes!

Wels: You can succumb to the crushing weight of society

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Ex: You can trust me.

X: I have been in forests less shady than you.

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Scar: What would you rather do? Go out and have fun or sit around and complain?

BadTimes: Sit around and complain!

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Biffa: Coffee or tea?

Hels: Coffee, ple-

Biffa: Wrong, it's tea.

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Grian: *to Mumbo* When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.

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Joe: *sneezes in his base*

Cleo, hiding in the ceiling: Bless you

Joe: goD????

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TFC: Zed... maybe eating dog food isn't the best idea.

Zed: Relax, I've been eating it all my life, didn't I turn out fine?

TFC: No

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Etho: As royal blood, I don't believe senseless violence is how my ancestors would want me to solve things.

Stress from a distance: FREEZE HIS HEAD OFF!!

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Tango: There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

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Hypno: Hey, Jevin... Are you wearing your running bottoms and your blue hoodie?

Bdubs: Jevin are you going running?

Jevin: *nods and leaves*

Hypno: Oh my god. What is wrong with Jevin?

Bdubs: Yeah, what happened?

Keralis: Jevin is going for a run, if anything we should be asking what is right with him

Hypno: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it's been washed which is bone chilling.

Keralis: He's fine, everything's okay.

Wels: *runs in* I just passed Jevin on the street, running. On purpose! Oh my god!

Keralis: Maybe I was wrong.

Wels: *screaming out the garage door* Jevin! Are you okay? I see you and I love you!

Keralis: In my defence, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Hypno: That's fair.

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Mumbo: What, and I say this completely not joking, THE FUCK, ISKALL!?

Iskall, hanging from a ceiling fan doused with glitter: *cackles maniacally*

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Ren: Hey can I have these question mark stickers?

Cub: Why?

Ren: I wanna put them on stop signs.

Cub: ...Only if I can help

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Impulse: Try not to kill anyone on accident.

False: I'm not an idiot, Impulse. I know how to kill people on purpose.

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Grian, patting Zed and Tango's backs after a mission: Well done gays

Tango: uh haha do you mean guys

Grian: Did I stutter

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X: There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ex way.

Mumbo: Isn't that the wrong way?

Ex: Yeah, but it's faster.

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Wels: What? I'm not that aggressive!

Jevin: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Wels: survival of the fittest, bitch

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Scar: Why are you following me?

BadTimes: Ex and Hels told me to follow my dreams.

Scar: So, I'm your dream?

BadTimes: No, you just happened to be going to the Mycelium Resistance base as well.

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Hels: I think it's hilarious when people tell me I'm laid back. I've pretty much been screaming non-stop in my head since, like, year 4.

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Today's Question:

If you had to be any animal for the rest of your life, what animal would you be?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until next time, bye! ~Mors