Namjump 🕴️
Oh my fuck! That actually did happen!?
Jimineo ✨
Yes! Bang bang wanted to sign us up in a contract with his company! Wtf!
Taesty 👄
Um idk but didn't we agree to not be signed up? I'm confused
Yoongied 🖕
It's just a financial contract, Tae. They invest on us. And we work for them. The profit is shared. That's it. It's not about regular trainees, contracts and stereotypical shit.
Hoesuck 💦
Ok, this is a fucking jackpot
Jintiful 💀
Ikr?! And bang guy has employed people to help us too. Holy shit! We aren't alone!
Jungthot 👅
Fukook yeah! This is amazing!
Jimineo✨
IKR?!!!
Jintiful 💀
But guys, for that we need to move to Seoul...
Namjump 🕴
Shit I forgot about that
Yoongied 🖕
So what? We'll do it
Hoesuck 💦
Yeah same. We've come so far
Jungthot 👅
Yeah same
Namjump 🕴
So all of us are fine with this?
Jimineo ✨
Yas!
Yoongied 🖕
Ok then I'll talk to a real estate broker to look for an apartment
Jungthot 👅
Hey, why don't we stay at a mall? We can get stuff easily
Hoesuck 💦
You own a mall? Your broke ass can't pay for a fucking lube bottle
Jimineo ✨
Oh shit not that lube thing...
Taesty 👄
Am I missing something?
Jungthot 👅
WE AGREED TO NOT TALK ABOUT IT!
Namjump 🕴
Ik I'm going to regret this but what did Jungkook do now?
Jimineo ✨
He forgot to bring money to buy lube
Jimineo ✨
We were doing....it in the convenience store
Taesty 👄
And?
Hoesuck 💦
He used a hand sanitizer instead of lube😒
Namjump 🕴
LMFAO 😂😂😂
Yoongied 🖕
He really said: germ protection
Jimineo ✨
Fuck you, pale face. Also It was apple flavor. Had me going nuts
Jungthot 👅
It was useless though. It dried up soon
Jintiful 💀
Who wants holy water to cleanse thy self. Move on bitches. It's holy sanitizer era
Taesty 👄
This is why y'all need me. I always carry the lube and condoms
Namjump 🕴
Y'all sure don't carry any brains
Jungthot 👅
Who wants a brain when you have a dick?
Hoesuck 💦
You, bitch. You.
Jimineo ✨
Braincells? Nah. Dickcells? Yup
Yoongied 🖕
Watch them swines use a shampoo as lube next time
Taesty 👄
We actually tried that....
Jintiful 💀
Yo what the fuck?
Jimineo ✨
Yeah, while we are fucking in the shower but...it didn't end well when Jungkook and I farted out bubbles. Taehyung started laughing
Hoesuck 💦
Seriously what the fuck goes in y'all heads?
Jungthot 👅
Hey we were just trying to be innovative ok?
Taesty 👄
Yes!
Jintiful 💀
By pouring shampoo into your ass? What else y'all wanna pour? Battery water?
Jimineo ✨
Y'all just mad we are more creative
Namjump 🕴
BITCH I LAUGHED
Hoesuck 💦
Also, fuck off, we're creative too
Jimineo ✨
Yeah? How so?
Yoongied 🖕
Excuse you but I had my man's cum made into an ice cube which was up my ass until it fully melted
Taesty 👄
😵😵😵😵
Jintiful 💀
Cum glaciers~
Jimineo ✨
Dayum
Jimineo ✨
That's hot as fuck! Wth!
Namjump 🕴
Who even has frozen ice cubes made out of cum in their freezer?! Like, coca cola and cum cubes!?
Jungthot 👅
Remind me to never use y'all refrigerator
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
