Y/N IS A BAD BLEEP

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this masterpiece of literature was requested by: piouspotatoe


"HMMMMM IM BORED" Y/n said while reading their book upside down. "AYO THESE CHARACTERS HAVE A BETTER LOVE LIFE THAN ME ;-;" Y/n said

"What does semicolon, dash, semicolon mean..?" Byakuyyayayayyayayayyayyayya asked.

"The reader understands!" Y/n said breaking the fourth wall

"CUT! Y/n, you're supposed to burn down a building, not break the fourth wall!" User said frustrated.

"Oh, haha my bad." Y/n said sheepishly

"Don't worry dear, it's ok." Byakuya said while patting your head.

"OK! Get going lovebirds, I have a date with Avacado Amami after this..." User said while popping a Jell-O shot in their mouth, before spitting it out.

"I SAID I WANTED JELLO, NOT A JELLO SHOT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!" They yelled at nobody in particular before retelling you to redo the scene.

Y/n scrolled through tiktok and decided to make one with their boyfriend.

"Ayo, me and my boyfriend hanging out. We might commit arson!"

You shifted the camera and Togami surprisingly went along with it. "We are, right? I got the matches and oil..." he started

"Aww babe, you shouldn't have!" You gushed before stopping the recording and posting it.

"I literally have a building I need to burn down so if you want to, we could." Byakuya said.

" o h" you said before getting some OIL and matches.

Y/N THEN BECAME AS BIG AS GODZILLA, DUMPED THE OIL ON THE BUILDING, AND LIT IT WHILE DOING THE DANCE OF ITALY WOAHAOAOA
(basically a fancy stanky leg-)

People screamed in terror . Junko was in f e a r not despair, F E A R.

"LETS GOOOOO Y/n!!!'1!1!1!1!" BYA*coughs violently* KUYA SAID ENCOURAGING YOU.


YOU SCREECHED IN HAPPINESS



THE END!



A/n:

My homework's directions are so unclear, it makes me wanna commit aliven't 🤩✨💅


also y'all are amazing! 11k reads????? w h a-

ily all sm 😡💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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