It's another nice day for our Pokémon Characters...
Ash: Uh. Goh, what are you doing? We gotta go to the shadow realm and save Chloe.
Goh: I'm taking a break.
Ash: A break from what? You haven't even done anything yet.
Goh: Yea I have. I got up from bed, played some games, and now I'm laying on the sofa with the TV on.
Ash: Shouldn't Chloe be on the top of your priority list.
Goh: Oh she is. But she isn't at the same time.
Ash: Orly now? So what's at the top of your list now?
Goh: Anime.
Ash: I'm unplugging the TV.
Goh: noOO! Attack on Titan Season 4 starts TODAY!
Ash: I'm sure it's not going anywhere.
Goh: You don't understand. If I don't watch it the second it goes live, I'll be spoiled! I did NOT work my arse off avoiding spoilers for a year to miss this moment!
Ash: Although I should be against you right now, spoilers do suck.
Goh: Exactly.
Ash: Well, I'm heading to the store. Gonna get ready for our holiday special.
Goh: We have those?
Ash: Apparently. You better bring her back before the special gets written.
Goh: Yea yea.
Ash walks out
Ash comes back in
Ash: Goh... where's all the money in the bank account.
Goh: How'd you think I get this TV? Duh.
Ash unplugs the TV
Goh: nO! waiT!
Ash: I'm returning this.
Goh: What does it matter?! Aren't Pokémon Trainers rich?!
Ash: Yea. I'd be rich if everyone would stop using my ban card cause I'm a champion. But we all can't have what we want.
Goh: ArgGg. Ooo. Twitter notification.
Ash: Don't lo-
Goh: I'VE BEEN SPOILED.
Ash: gg
Goh: Now I have to become a manga reader. Sigh.
Ash: If it makes you feel better, I can buy some milk at the store.
Goh: Yes. Make it 1%, please.
Ash: Yea no, I'm getting the first thing I see.
Ace: Ahem. This chapter is sponsored by Attack on Titan The Finale Season. Sike. If it actually was, I would actually have money.
Oh well.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
