Elaine: WELL F*CK YOU TOO, JOHN
Remi: Lol what?
John: Huhuhuhu
Isen: Jesus what happened?
Elaine: John f*cking BROKE MY PHONE
Elaine: I'm typing this from my computer right now
Seraphina: Lol why
Seraphina: Did you break her phone, I mean
John: Well
John: Um
John: ARLO BROKE MY PHONE TOO OKAY I'M JUST GETTING BACK AT HIS GF
Elaine: What?
John: What?
Seraphina: Ahahahahha Elaine is blushing so hard right now
Elaine: SHUT UP JOHN
Isen: Hold up is there some ~Asslaine~ tea that we're not hearing?
Elaine: JESUUUUUSSS don't say that that's so cringey
Elaine: And NO
Elaine: THere ISN'T
John: Well, if you'd read some messages that Arlo sent to me and Sera, I think you'd think differently
John: Uhuhuhu x2
Seraphina: Wait when
John: The time
Seraphina: The time
John: Yes the T I M E
Seraphina: Ohhhhh I see
Seraphina: The TIME
Seraphina: Just fyi, Arlo only spilled the tea because we forced him to
Seraphina: We're not friends with him or anything
Remi: HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Remi: Also is Elaine okay?
Seraphina: Uhhh...
Seraphina: Not really
Elaine: I want to break my other ankle
Elaine: So I don't have to go to school tomorrow and see you guys
John: Wait Elaine you broke your ankle?
Elaine: Yeah
John: Wow
John: I didn't notice
Remi: ELAINE NO
Elaine: Remi you can't stop me
Remi: YES I CAN
Remi: I WILL MARCH OVER TO YOUR DORM AND DRAG YOU TO SCHOOL
Elaine: NOT IF I RUN AWAY
*Elaine has left the chat*
*Seraphina added Elaine to the chat*
Elaine: SCREW YOU ALL
John: Elaine I wanna see your broken ankle
Elaine: You're disgusting
John: I feel like I've been hearing that a lot lately
John: Didn't Arlo tell me that the other day?
Seraphina: True couples think alike
Remi: AHAHAHA YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE ELAINE RIGHT NOW
Remi: She's all like "what is life"
Remi: "Why are we here, just to suffer"
Isen: What is life though
Seraphina: Life is the need to die
John: Dark
Isen: But then what is death
Seraphina: The absence of the need to die
Isen: But then what is the point of life and living if life and living is the need to die and death is the absence of needing to die
Blyke: Thanks for melting my brain Isen
Isen: You're welcome
John: Gross I actually have to be smart now to try and figure that sorry excuse of a sentence out
Remi: Lol imagine being smart
Blyke: Real talk though, I never pay attention in English
Isen: That's why you're failing
Remi: Does anyone ever pay attention in English
Isen: Me
John: I mean I'm in English right now and not paying attention, so...
Isen: THIS IS WHY EVERYONE FAILS ENGLISH
Isen: Except me
Isen: And formerly Sera
Seraphina: Yeah I used to be great at English
John: Lol remember our Speareshake project
John: That was like the first day we talked
John: Wow you were kinda a b*tch back then
John: Not like that's changed
John: :)
Seraphina: Hahahahhahaha yeah I also remember beating you up for being a cocky little smart *ss which is what's going to happen again if you don't shut your mouth
John: My mouth is shut, it's my fingers that are communicating
Seraphina: Fingers that you're about to lose?
John: Okay, okay, Jesus
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UnOrdinary Group Chat
FanfictionWhat would happen if you put the main UnOrdinary characters in a single group chat? *The idea for UnOrdinary is all uru-chan's! There might be some mild cursing, but I bleeped it all out with asterisks.