Wrong Number | MHA Text Fic

Kidnapped

LOVEMUFFIN

(You)
Can you guys like- I dunno... give back Kacchan?

Two
Who?

(You)
Kacchan. Ya know, Bakugo, Bakubro, Bakuhoe
He's a man of many names

Best Girl
HAH I'M SO CALLING HIM BAKUHOE

(You)
Yeah but after could you please give him back
He's very important to some people in this class *cough* Kiri *cough*

Shiggy
No.
It's not our fault your dumb pRo hErOeS couldn't save him

(You)
Oh fuck off Shiggy

Shiggy
If it'll get me away from you? Gladly

Best Girl
Dabi just burst out laughing and now Bakuhoe's looking at him weird

Da Bee
CUZ IT WAS SUCH A BAD COMEBACK-

(You)
Lmao-
Wait no
(Y/N) stay on task
Give Kacchan back

Best Girl
Or what HUH

(You)
Or...
I'LL DIVORCE YOU

Best Girl
*LE GASP*
YOU'D DO NO SUCH THING

(You)
WATCH ME

Best Girl
YOU EVILLL MOTHERFUCKER

(You)
I have fucked no mothers

Da Bee
Okay now Shigaraki's the one laughing

Shiggy
OH SHUT IT

Two
Holy shit
Shigaraki just turned his phone to dust by accident and Kurogiri is trying to calm him down
It's not going well
This is going fantastcially!

(You)
Damn wish I were there
Why couldn't you have kidnapped me instead?!?

Best Girl
We tried
We really tried

Mamagiri
I didn't
I don't like you

(You)
Mamagiri??
This ain't like you
Are you okay?
Should I call a doctor

Mamagiri
No this is Tomura Shigaraki
I'm using Kurogiri's phone until he gets me a new one

(You)
So your temper tantrum's over?

Da Bee
You need to stop making Shigaraki turn phones to dust

(You)
PAHHAHDISJFIS HE DID IT AGAIN?!?!

Best Girl
Lmfao so Bakuhoe asked me why I called him Bakuhoe as only people in UA know that name- and-
HDJSIFIISKD I TOLD HIM THERE WAS A UA TRAITOR

(You)
YOU DIDN'T?!?
HDJSKFIJD THEY'RE GONNA BE CHASING THAT GOOSE CHASE FOR A WHILE

Best Girl
IKKKK

Two
I have taken over Twice's phone for now

Da Bee
Bitch no you haven't
He's running after you trying to get it back whilst you type

(You)
Honestly what does Kacchan think of you?

Best Girl
Very highly I hope
I want Izuku to love me
And him and Bakuhoe are friends

(You)
Yeah... friends...

Two
Can someone please get Twice to stop chasing me
We need to recruit Bakugo

(You)
Oh so THAT'S why you want him
You should've asked me I would've joined

Best Girl
Really???

(You)
Yeah fam 😌
I cant join rn tho or else my mum will kill me

Best Girl
Gotcha gotcha
JDKZKFKD BAKUHOE JUST ASKED WHO I WAS TEXTING-
AND-
I SAID THE UA TRAITOR DHSKJF

(You)
PLS-
WAIT WHAT'S MY NAME ON UR PHONE

Best Girl
Besto why?

(You)
GIVE HIM UR PHONE SO HE CAN TEXT ME

Best Girl
LMFAO OKAY
This is Bakugo. What do you want?

(You)
Why hello there Bakubro
Or should I say Kacchan?
Or Bakuhoe?
There's sooo many names for you
Which one's your fav..?

Best Girl
It's Bakugo for you.

(You)
Ok then Katsuki it is.

Best Girl
WHO ARE YOU?!?

(You)
I'd hardly tell you now, would I?
Rather takes away the point of being a traitor...

Two
Damn things r getting feisty

(You)
Shiggy shush me and Katsuki are having a moment

Best Girl
No we're fucking not.

Da Bee
How come they can call you Shiggy and we can't??
This is very unfair
r u two love buddies?

(You)
LOVE BUDDIESBVDSNOVWEO
And also fuck you Dabi i have higher standards than that.

Two
I WILL ERASE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE

(You)
TRY ME
any way i love him

Best Girl
Who?

Da Bee
Shiggy?

Two
DON'T CALL ME THAT

(You)
Izuku
Duh
I love (Y/N)'s name for him
''Izuwu''
It's perfect.

Best Girl
Well that rules out Mineta
He's not in the gc

(You)
Well shit
Also how dare you think I'm Mineta??
I am nothing like that perfect roach
PERVERT* GOD DAMNIT

Best Girl
Yo yo (Y/N) it's Himiko again
Bakuhoe kinna punched Twice in the face and now we're in a stand off
It's fun

(You)
Ah good ol' Thotsuki