BotW Champions Group Chat

Daruk teaches History

(Link and Daruk joined the chat)

LINK: Daruk can you educate me

DARUK: What do you mean? Have you not gone to school

LINK: I spent my whole life training as a knight. All I learned education-wise was math and language arts

DARUK: Well, let me teach you history

LINK: ok

DARUK: It all started with a big bang, then the planet was made by the three golden goddesses

LINK: Thats weird

DARUK: They made this land and left Goddess Hylia and the Sacred Triforce

LINK: I've always wondered why Hylia was so special

DARUK: Hylia created the tribes that dwell in hyrule. Demise and the demons attacked so Hylia sent the Hylians away and she  used the Triforce and Master Sword to defeat Demise

LINK: Neat

DARUK: Much later the descendant of hylia, zelda, and a knight called Link found the master sword, and saved the land from Demise

LINK: Hey me and Zelda werent alive back then

DARUK: Let me finish. Demise swore that his evil would be reborn and Link and Zeldas descendants would always face evil forces

LINK: Thats why hyrule is always attacked by monsters then

DARUK: The two founded hyrule and zelda's godly blood flowed into the Royal Family. All Link and Zelda's descendants were named Link and Zelda for some reason. They all fought evils such as Ganon and others

LINK: im starting to understand

DARUK: Ganon kept attacking every few hundred or thousand years

LINK: uh huh

DARUK: And the most recent time, 10,000 years ago, the advanced sheikah made fighting Calamity Ganon easier thanks to the Guardians and Divine Beasts

LINK: alright

DARUK: You and Zelda are supposedly descendants of those two, and with us champs you will defeat Ganon at his next appearance, which will be soon

LINK: Didn't Ganon attack a few chapters ago-

DARUK: Our contract says we can't break the fourth wall in this story remember-

LINK: Oh yeah

(Zelda joined the chat)

ZELDA: lemme scroll up

DARUK: Okay

ZELDA: You see Link, as our ancestors got together and founded Hyrule then, we are destined to save Hyrule together and then we will be together

LINK: But your mean to me sometimes.... You used to say I sucked and I was a loser

ZELDA: Didn't I take all that back?

LINK: Ya but I cant forgive you for making fun of the 18 years I've spent training as a knight

(Urbosa joined the chat)

DARUK: Rejected

ZELDA: :(

(Revali joined the chat)

URBOSA: You sound like Revali, Daruk

REVALI: Me and that fat boulder are nothing alike!

DARUK: >:(

(Mipha joined the chat)

MIPHA: Hows everybody

URBOSA: Were plotting Revali's death

ZELDA: >:)

LINK: Yes

MIPHA: I thought we were all friends... :(

ZELDA: Me and Link arent friends cuz he rejected me >:(

MIPHA: wait really? :O

REVALI: I sense a triangle, what kind I shall soon say-

(Revali was kicked off the chat)

URBOSA: One day I will electrocute him

DARUK: How bout tomorrow. You and me team up and beat his feathers 

URBOSA: Sounds like a plan 

(Urbosa and Daruk left the chat)

ZELDA: I'm gonna get my picture of Revali and practice shooting arrows at it to relive my stress

(Zelda left the chat)

MIPHA: Do you wanna come visit the domain Link

LINK: Get away from me creep

(Link left the chat)

MIPHA: I guess he forgot about what happened last week. Besides Im the nicest person in hyrule

(Beedle joined the chat)

BEEDLE: GIVE ME MONEY! I'M BOUT TO GO BANKRUPT! PLEASE! I DONT WANNA GO ON THE STREETS LIKE MY FATHER-

MIPHA: Get a life 

(Beedle was blocked from the chat)

(Mipha left the chat)