Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Scrambled Ed

[Edd looks over a toothpick model of a bridge. He rubs his eyes, and places a toothpick with a triangular banner on it on top of one of the bridges posts.]

Edd: [tired] "Complete." [he stops a timer] "In only fourteen hours and seven minutes."

[Edd looks straight ahead, dazed.]

Edd: "Sleepy, sleepy sleepy."

[Edd puts his head on his desk and goes to sleep. Suddenly, a loud crash comes, and we see that somebody has put a foot through Edd's door. Despite this, Edd is so tired he doesn't awaken.]

Eddy: "There's a knob, Ed." 

[There is a knock.]

Nat: "Double D can we-"

[Eddy opens the door.] 

Eddy: "Double D! Are you sitting for this one?"

[Edd is sitting, but he is so exhausted that he takes no notice and simply continues to snore.]

Eddy: "Good! The biggest cash cow ever to be milked is on our doorstep!" [plopping down on the bed] "Not one to gloat, but, man, am I good."

[Ed and Nat go over to the sleeping Edd and looks at him.]

Nat: "Eddy he's-"

Eddy: "I see a big sign over a ocean world: Ed's Sea Ranch!"

[Edd continues sleeping, blissfully unaware of Eddy's plans.]

Eddy: "Is he sleeping?" [annoyed] "The least you could do is humor me, Double D!"

[Nat facepalms and sighs]

Ed: [worried] "Oh, this may not be Double D at all, Eddy, but a clone, put on this planet to–"

[Eddy flicks Ed away. He then pushes Edd's nose to the table until Edd awakens and gasps for breath. Edd staggers backwards and bumps into Ed]

Edd: "Sleepy sleepy sleepy." [He collapses into the gentle arms of sleep again.]

Nat: "Eddy I think we should let him sleep."

Eddy: "No way we need him!"

[Eddy grabs Edd by his hat.]

Eddy: "C'mon, Sockhead, I need you pal! Ed's Sea World, I tell ya!" [Edd doesn't awaken.] "What a lump."

Ed: "Why thank you Eddy."

[Eddy pulls out Edd's labeler and uses it to tape Edd's eyes open.]

Ed: "Hello Double D."

Eddy: "Now that I got your attention, I need you to figure out the plans for–"

Ed and Eddy: "–Ed's Sea Ranch!"

[Nat sighs]

[The strain on Edd's eyelids becomes too great for the tape, and the tape breaks.]

Edd: [shutting his eyes and yawning] "Sleepy sleepy sleepy."

[A confluence of yawns makes its rounds among the Eds.]

Eddy: [to Ed] "Hey, grab Double D! We got work to do."

Ed: "Right behind you, Eddy."

[Nat reluctantly follows.]

[Eddy motors into the woods and stops. He jumps on Edd's back, and Ed continues to drag Edd forward through the woods, Eddy riding on Edd.]

Eddy: "No kid can resist otters, and dolphins, and maybe a giant shark exhibit? Who likes the shark exhibit!" [Ed runs into the creek.] "What the?"